Defend Yourself!

[Ivyss]

No, I lightning'd him.

I accuse NP of being someone I hate.

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

I have other friends too.

I accuse NP of stealing my soul.

 

[Lmao.itzkrystal]

I already stole 263. Would yours be any new?
I accuse np of stealing my manga

 

[ruddthree]

Something in my brain turned on after I left my family for college. I'll give it back once I'm done. If I remember...

I accuse the NP of giving me a cold.

 

[CometStreakTheDragon]

The bird made me do it!

I accuse the next player of not hugging my cute fluffy blue dragon body.

 

[Lmao.itzkrystal]

In my defense YOU did not let me
I accuse NP of hating LGBT rights

 

[ruddthree]

That's just...your opinion, man. Sorry if I assumed your gender.

I accuse the NP of deleting my Steam account.

 

[CometStreakTheDragon]

It’s not my fault the server deleted all the user info of all the users when I installed the virus to get back at steam for taking one of my games away!
I blame NP for my nightmares

 

[Lmao.itzkrystal]

Actually I only made nightmares for bad people
I accuse NP for going to a strip club with only a dollar

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

I was using the vending machine then leaving
I accuse NP of refusing vaccines

 

[ruddthree]

It was my clone.
I accuse the NP of killing ruddzero with a vending machine.

 

[CometStreakTheDragon]

I didn’t know it was plugged in!
I blame NP of breaking my xbox one discdrive

 

[Ivyss]

Not my fault electricity near it can cause it to break.

I accuse NP of being a demon.

 

[CometStreakTheDragon]

It was just a phase!!!!
I accuse NP of eating my dodo bird.

 

[ruddthree]

It deserved to die. Mr. Chaos strikes again.
I accuse the NP of dying my hair hot-pink.

 

[CometStreakTheDragon]

I had no time to do anything else. I was going to make you into a penguin!
NP sold their soul to Bob, a creature that forced you to live in this universe.

 

[Ivyss]

I never had a soul, how would I sell something I don't have?

I accuse NP of being boring.

 

[realicraft]

Hey, I can't help it!

I accuse the guy below me of MURDER! ...of one million slimes.

 

[Astral Excalibur]

They were looking at me funny.

The NP is evil! He said Terraria is just 2D Minecraft!

 

[Lmao.itzkrystal]

I actually said it in a mocking way. Showing how stupid haters sound.
I accuse np of my absence from TCF