Defend Yourself!

Why would I do such a thing? To hate a dragon is heresy, blasphemy, and sacrilege!


I accuse NP of not being a dragon.
 
*Throws dragon TF potion at Agent Sandstorm*
Well, now I've helped you with that problem.

I accuse NP of not sleeping enough.
 
I'm an android. I am programmed no to lie... i am not the imposter.

I accuse the next person of not reading William Shakespeares play, Treagedy of Macbeth
 
But in order to respond to your post I had to read it, and your post included "William Shakespeares play, Treagedy of Macbeth".

I accuse NP of posting after this post.
 
Not my fault I am the species I am.

I accuse NP of accusing a person of something they can't do anything about.
 
I'm not a cloud, and I don't have a weather machine, so I can't do anything about the weather.

I accuse NP of having a weather machine.
 
If I were rich, I probably wouldn't be on this site to be completely honest. Not to mentions I wouldn't be using the Chromebook my school gave me to access this website.

I accuse next person of liking doggos
 
My profile picture alone is proof against that. Let alone the fact that there is no known doggo that fully understands the human language, or a genuine translator that would even begin to comprehend fancy long words such as hemispherectomy.

I accuse the next person of accusing the next person for something random that is irrelevant
 
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