32/?? ??
8/?? ??
+1 joe +1 piono
i attempt to repair the train using a jar full of peanut butter 38 frisbee's a lead pipe and a month old bagel
You have a jar of peanut butter, 38 frisbees, a lead pipe and a month old bagel, and a singular mission -- repair this accursed train, before it crashes and you
die. You are caught in Shekhinah, and I'm not sure you're
truly enjoying your time in this abyss.
You get to work, as quickly as possible. You crush the month old bagel up, before mixing it into the peanut butter, and then something overwhelms you. When you look up, everything on the battlefield has been scarred to some extent, and you're reeling, spinning, muttering terminology and about things
outside. -2 sanity, +2 usefulness.You then look at your equipment -- your lead pipe is... a lead pipe,
but your peanut butter and bagel has fermented into something composed of pure life, and your frisbees are caked in the peanut butter / bagel mixture. They shift between this food mix and a metallic substance, before falling into the floor.
+15,000 HP.
2/? o_o
22/50 cyan +1 srovy
+1 srovy +1 mirror
Befriending hostile entitys -- very, very hard, says consumer, the being who sold their soul to dungkaka or something not sure.
I say, "is that a challenge?"
i point out to waaspect me that if it is a caricature of me, it will share my most obvious qualitys. I think self-preservation, wish for power, and wish to ally with otherme's are pretty clear qualities of mine.
as Such, it should share these qualitys, and even have them somewhat exaggerated. so for example, it should fear death with a burning passion (mixed metaphor, i know), work on obtaining power with its every action (instead of, for example, *ing me and elementally assaulting srovy), and have tried to ally with me before I had finished processing its existence.
as such, it is either a lying person who lies, which I avoid being wherever reasonable (shush, inscruta's special really was a worthless practically-suicide. doublebamboozles!), or it must retroactively change to have done that. logic powerz!
oh also there's a loyalty collar that'll drop on its neck if it lied. so like. i win either way.
WAAHAAHAA, YOU NEED TO READ THE DICTIONARY!
NOT A LIE! NOT A TRUTH! I HAVE MASTERED LOGIC, FOOL, NOW LET ME PUT A LOYALTY COLLAR ON YOU!
You lunge towards your caricature, wrapping it around his neck. He begins to choke and mutter, before ripping it off. He splits into further emanations of himself -- each laughing at you, before throwing the collar onto you. It wraps around you, and you fall to the floor, before noticing a purple dust on your hand. The collar is slowly degrading, and falls to bits into your hands. Your caricature gets up, stands back, and cackles.
30,000 damage to Waaspect JOE.
Siebold uses a bandage to cover his wound.
The Friendly bullet rams through Minus by using a cardinal system.
You heal. The Friendly Bullet will do as you say.
[PL] I help repair the train, but instead of using things like peanut butter and frisbees, I have train engineers that I just made fix the train, before paying them and sending them back from once and when they came.
9/10
7/15 +1 from JOE
+1 JOE +1 Cat
+14,000 HP!
Terry smirks.
"You get a car, you get a car, everybody gets a car!"
"Contrary to popular belief, Oprah Winfrey did not give everyone a car. She only gave away exactly three cars."
Two sedans are suddenly teleported next to you. Now, let me tell you about everybody.
----
Everybody is currently in a plane, high above you, and so they cannot recieve their car right now. For some reason, it teleported just behind the plane. Aaaaaaaaaaand it's falling. And did I mention that it's one of those truck things that carry more cars?
You are then crushed by Everybody's cars.
----
gorilla: 7/20
YOU
DUNGKAKA: 7/20
I WAS ALMOST DONE WITH THAT
+1 to Catman, +1 to Piono
You look up. Oh god, your nemesis. You duck under the cars, weaving and sliding, before aiming your SOUL RIPPER. You miss Everybody, unfortunately, how you miss them. You are incomplete without them, and by god do you need them.
4/? o_o +1 mirror
23/50 cyan
+1 srovy +1 mirror
I think for a while, before deciding to heal the train. its time for the train to train, and its training will soon come to fruition. it trains and trains and becomes better at training, gaining a healing factor!
after a few seconds it slacks off too much and loses its training, but it healed a bunch before that.
The train trains! +10,000 HP, +5,000 Regen!
Suddenly, I begin playing the game through a game terminal! It tells me what I am doing.
"You start playing the game through a game terminal. It tells You what You are doing. You walk closer to You. You touch You. With the knife owned by You. You swing the knife at You very sharply, cutting You. You youses Your knife to hit You and ends up hitting You instead. You think that things are going well but You has other idea You looks directly at the sun but the pain is transferred to You and Your eyes hurt. You gets so confused that of course You are/is hurt.
Your reminscence is shattered by YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU
Ariella: I think you'll find this to be... quite shocking.
Suddenly, there's a lightning bolt in your face. She was right. You do find this quite shocking. Not to mention quite painful.
8/15 [18/25] (Stage: II) [E] Siren's War Cry (+1 from MrMirrorMan, +2 from Cyanogynist)
Stage I Active. Entity(s): ???
12/35 [B] The Dream
ARE DEAD. DEAD. DEAD.
/////
You, the group of reality warpers, stare at YOU's corpse. His soul ripper lies, scattered to the floor, and he begins to glitch, warp, snap. His soul ripper and subtle knife fall to the floor, before his corpse is eaten by the ground. A door lies before you.
[PL] If JOE needs help convincing his Waspect to become an ally, I give him the 10 charge "Another peace gift." I then begin healing the train with train healing magic.
10/10 Another peace gift.
9/15 +1 from JOE
1/15
+1 JOE +1 Cat
You give JOE a ten post charge, and heal the train for 10,000 HP.
7/? o_o +1 mirror +1 srovy
24/50 cyan
+1 srovy +1 mirror
I thank mirror for his 10-charge gift, and use it to create a [N] Video game console (Wii). can only be killed after 2 games have been played by the attacker, and has 20,000 hp when targetable.
all friendship things are relative.
passive: play mario cart. a player can play mario cart with another being(as an action). victory chance is based on IC skill levels, increases friendship with the loser by 10 if successful, but has a chance to give the loser the salt buff/debuff based on how much they lost by, which makes friendship harder. also gives 10 to winners friendship.
passive: play smash bros. a player can play smash bros with an entity (as an action). increases friendship by 5 for the loser and 7 for the winner. if the names of the player & entity include the sequences "Srovy" and "JOE", respectively, grants 10 for both loser and winner and prints the message "I, kaijulord, which is I kaijkuent which is alos e excpitikeb, lord of sword gord kaijubiard, excitesword fijord."
I proceed to play smash bros with Waspect Srovy. based on RL skill, we'll probably tie, but if Waspectification and the caricatureness emphasizes his skill at smash bros then i guess he'd win. regardless, we'll get a +10 to friendship since his name has Srovy in it.
Wii summoned! You play Smash Bros. with
Waspect Srovy. He laughs, before unveiling his character - Waluigi! You look at the character select screen, and notice each character is represented by but a 3 pixel by 3 pixel box. You find that you know every character apart, despite being barely able to see them, and navigate to Luigi, clearly the perfect counter for Waluigi.
Waluigi then uses his QWERTY special attack (Waspect Srovy has a keyboard in his remote, apparently!), and forces a herb down Luigi's throat. He takes WAA% damage, and takes so much knock back that he hits Confidence for 10,000 damage. +10 Friendship to all participants.
I, kaijulord, which is I kaijkuent which is alos e excpitikeb, lord of sword gord kaijubiard, excitesword fijord.
36/?? ?? (+3 JOE)
8/?? ??
+1 joe +1 piono
I ask W JOE if he would like to play some smash (If he says no i will persuade him withe argument ITS FEERRRRN!!!!)
i also try to ignore the fact that there is a battle going on around me
W JOE accepts, and picks the Waluigi on top of the train. He then drops into the carriage and shoots, your randomly chosen character, Harambe! He jumps back out, whilst flipping the bird at you. +10 Friendship to all participants.
I, kaijulord, which is I kaijkuent which is alos e excpitikeb, lord of sword gord kaijubiard, excitesword fijord.
NAUGHT.
Walk through the door.
ALL.
The Camera Drone is OFF. AC fires the Oregano Launcher at Thought, dealing 20,000 damage! AMAZE deals 10,000 damage to Confidence! Ronald Reagan heals himself for 10,000 HP. The Wii glitches, slightly. Confidence and Thought continue to plan, before rushing the Train for 30,000 damage! Waspect Srovy and JOE join up to explore the meaning of Friendship, and find...
something. Waspect Redstone shoots AMAZE for 20,000 damage.
The Friendly Bullet hits Minus, throwing him off balance! Psycho Waluigi pushes him off!
Shekhinah - Atrium.
TrickleJest
[PL]
PATHS:
ALL, leading to bad knowledge.
NAUGHT, leading to total consumption.
Shekhinah - Ghogiel.
Inside.
MrMirrorMan
[PL]
Redstone
[PL]
JOEbob
[PL] *. Collared. Friendship: 10.
Srovy
[PL] Conceptually Wagda. EQUIPPED: Lead Pipe. Moo. Elementally Assaulted. +Attack. Friendship: 10.
AMAZE [N] HP: 0/50,000.
Harambe
[N] HP:
0/50,000. Dead Meme:
III.
Camera Drone
[N] HP: 1/1. Lying on the ground. OFF.
AC
[N] HP:
0/20.
EQUIPPED: Oregano Launcher. Armageddon's Conductor:
III.
The Train
[N] HP: 64,000/100,000. +5,000 HP per turn.
Ronald Reagan
[N] HP: 80,000/100,000. Trickle-Down Economics:
III. Watergate:
IIIII.
Video Game Console [Wii]
[N] HP: 20,000/20,000. Games: Mario Cart[sic], Super Smash Bros.
Confidence
[H] HP: 145,000/200,000.
Thought
[H] HP: 200,000/200,000.
Waspect Srovy [H] HP: 200,000/200,000. Friendship: 10.
Waspect JOE [H] HP: 200,000/200,000. Friendship: 10.
Waspect Redstone [H] HP: 200,000/200,000.
Outside.
Friendly Bullet
[N] HP: 10,000/10,000.
Minus [H] HP: 0/1,000,000,000,000.
Psycho Waluigi [H BOSS] HP: 1,945,000/2,000,000. WAALUIGI. Tennis: II.
Shekhinah - Reunion.
It is dark.
Pionoplayer
[PL] Extinguished Crown.
Cyanogynist
[PL] Marshmallow.
Catman
[PL] Actually His Sister. Slightly Scarred.
Battlefury
[PL]
Moniker
[PL]
Slavebot
[N] HP: 1/1.
Grue
[H] HP: 950,000/1,000,000. Takes 100,000 damage less per attack. Consumption:
II. Bonesaw:
IIIII.
Shambling Thing
[H] HP: 30,000/60,000.
Marshmallow
[???] (x2).
Thralls
[???] HP: 990,000/1,000,000. (x13).
PATHS:
???, leading to a new meeting.
YOU ARE DEAD?
GROUND: SOUL RIPPER, DISTORTED SUBTLE KNIFE.
