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9/30 Creating the APEX
9/30 Wait shoot this is really b-egg.
+to goldhero
I begin to calmly use the sharp pickaxe edge to retrieve all mammoth meat, the mammoth anteater tongue muscle (who knows, could be useful), and each of the anteater's bones. I also make sure to remove the liver before the poisons can leak out and destroy the meat.
 
The ranger appears in blitz of the time, unknowingly to everyone. "Sorry I'm late, let's sort the troubles out!" The ranger gets annoyed at the representation, due to him having shared account before. "Quit putting me into Snivy costume, some random troll! Ugh. I need to take it on some Acolyteians." Thartler set his default skin on his representation.

[AA]
Nick:
Thar-
Transmission lost.

HP:
Data unknown.

Charges:
Data null.

Items:
Data null.

Actions:
Data null.

"Wait, why is it not working!?" Thartler looked at his EPA. "Well, If they won't make quality items, I will have these corporations pay money in recompensation!" Suddenly Thartler (the character) threw EPA at the healthy assault rifle rook. "Ugh. I really need a new stat-counter." While Thartler was speaking, the Mook shot him. Sadly, the Mook didn't know about something called cover, and simply hit nothing. Suddenly Thartler followed up with a crude bow, which he made a minute ago, and shot the Mook. "That won't suffice. I need real items." He wished honestly he wasn't redirected in middle of the session. To finish the rifleman, Thartler just stabbed the Mook's heart in darkness. The mook realizes 'Eek! Assassins!' But it's too late. The damage is done. He's dead, Jim.

[1/15] Spymaster's Intrigue makes Speed go high.
[1/10] New Beginnings
(24/24 HP)
 
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5/30. Attacjubg
3/30. Papal Ruler.
+1 Joe
I cover the sword mooks in pancake batter and put them on a grill, and leave them there for a day, leaving them burnt beyond recognition.
 
FLAVOR​
"Hey, looks like I'm back quicker than expected. Apparently, there was a clerical error. The reactor, in lieu of exploding, imploded, which is far easier to contain."
CHARGES​
Tonbogiri base: 9/20
Projekt Starstorm: 1/10
ACTION​
I tell the mooks that I'm about to hit them with an invisible and incorporeal rod, then make vigorous swinging motions. The mooks are too busy laughing at the stupidity to bother attacking.
COMMENTS​
The typo's intentional.
 
I hit the highest health Mook with all the homework I and ninjatwist have ever procrastinated on. He collapses under the weight of the entire Amazon rain forest.
Double-Bladed Saber:19/25
+1 to Tarhalindur
 
Monado: 9/30 +2 from Joe

I ever so carefully pull the fossil out of the tar. And by that, I mean digging it up like a villager would and putting it in my pockets. Because reasons.

+1 to Joe
 
11/30 Creating the APEX +goldhero
11/30 Wait shoot this is really b-egg. +goldhero
+to goldhero
assuming goldhero didn't finish:
I cast butterfly net, and catch the fossil in it. then I lift the net. perfect.
otherwise, I start walking back towards base, since we've got everything.
 
[2/15] Spymaster's Intrigue makes Speed go high.
[2/10] New Beginnings
(24/24 HP)

"I need some friends in this tough situation. But who?" Thartler asked himself. "And that suspicious blob seems promising.

+ variant

"Someone oughta fix the question who is true ranger!" Suddenly the healthy pistol mook sees himself dead in the mirror. He gets scared. "Heh heh heh, little mook, you were created from faulty clay, so into ashes you will turn." The realisation about source made mook sceptical in an instant. "Look, clergy! A mook isn't faithful at Christianity!" Suddenly he gets Heretic and Excommunicated, enough to everyone to suddenly claim his house. He sees that much communications, he didn't see that I just shot him with his pistol thrice... and then random matrial cleric finished him.
 
The entity finds itself somewhat surprised by receiving a charge from someone. As it turns out, most things don't take all that kindly to watching other members of their species get devoured by a slime monster right in front of them. It doesn’t know at first what to do in response. After a bit of searching, it figures out from the knowledge of its human victims that it would be polite to say “thank you”.
It then makes its first attempt at verbal communication since arriving in this world. It speaks slowly, in a voice similar to but slightly deeper than that of SHM, its first victim, hoping to convey what it is trying to say.

Thank… you…

It also figures that it ought to reciprocate the assistance, seeing as this person seems to be fighting the same things it's been eating.
+1 Thartler

Then, it decides to eat the mook it managed to eviscerate with its broken sword. It can’t in good conscience let a good meal go to waste, after all. But, it also knows that it can’t just stand around and eat while a fight is still going on.
So, it decides to eat and fight at the same time, gathering up some of its mass in its “hand”. Once it produces a lump about the size of a tennis ball, it then lobs it over at one of the pistol mooks. The ball manages to hit it in the arm and stick fast before beginning to devour the mook, while the main entity eats up what remains of its last victim, as well as picking up the bits of the sword it broke. (Sword bits can be a good thing to have around.)

5/30 Beside Myself (+1 Thartler)
4/30 Serpent Eating the Ground
 
[AA] 20/20 HP Charge Overload 0/20: I fan the flames on the Spear Mooks. With oil, gasoline, coal, charcoal, tar, propain, and very dry tindering.
20/20 Upgrades Holding-Turn 1.
 
I don't know whatever mook is left out on the field; I use my Inferno Stick to shoot at a 7/8/9/10 HP random mook, as they don't expect me to attack this way they are totally unprepared.

14/30 Finale
14/30 Wave of Ds

+1 @ender 2
 
[Accepting charge boost from sunnyau and Tarhalindur]

Charge Break -10/10 - Basic Entity? A rift opens up up, and in the space and a wraith appears, they're wearing a combination of a long-faded ashen dress and veil with a bit of dull blue platemail fused into it. Their summoner takes a moment to note the design, former Swords, or just odd taste in armor? "Which order are you from?" Asked the summoner. "Noble knights of the Vulture" Replied the wraith. He was aware asking for help usually had a result like this, but the Vulture attracts mainly two kinds of people in their experience, those who take their title too seriously, and tax-collectors. He fears he got the first.

Summoned Entity - Wraith [Vulture Knight]
Vulture knights are one of the most elite forces of a certain city, tasked with gathering resources from the rebellious provinces outside, chiefly among them is magical energy. This one is dead, but can still fight, or drain the charge of hostile entity's specials.

Since it rained last turn, the Lightly Armored Spear Mooks are standing in mud, it gets in the way of their mobility.

10/30 - A Weapon? A written letter is sent, it'll arrive soaking wet, since only the most important mail gets rushed during the dry hour, but that's fine.

+1 Tarhalindur
 
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I use my standard attack using my Staff of ice on 3 mooks with health higher than 6, and as the mooks expected for non-standard attacks, this unexpects them.

15/30 Finale
15/30 Wave of Ds
 
Vulture Knight
Is fighting a Pistol Mook, with an oversized hammer of all things.

Meanwhile, the hooded figure is fighting a Pistol Mook in a more reasonable way, by standing in place and letting energy greatswords fling themselves in the general direction of what they intend to hit.

11/30 - A Weapon? A written letter is sent, it'll arrive soaking wet, since only the most important mail gets rushed during the dry hour, but that's fine.
1/30 - New Charge. Never leave an equipment slot empty, it's a rule.

+1 Tarhalindur
 
The entity recombines with its smaller cohort, having taken a nice bite of one mook and finished up another, when it starts planning its next move. It's managed to get a varied (if surprisingly bland) diet of mooks so far, but it appears to have run out of different types. It starts thi—

What are you?

This sudden interruption in its thoughts surprises the entity.

Are you some matter of monster?
A demon?

It doesn't have a good answer to this immediately. It hasn't really thought of this sort of question before. It thinks for a bit before it manages to come up with an answer that it hopes might satisfy what it suspects the voice to be.

I am similar to something you might know as a slime.
You might say I am a type of sli—
Nonsense!
Something so simple never could have defeated the prophesied hero of legend!

It is at this point that the slime (?) has a realization: some remnant of SHM survives. How or why he's still around it doesn't quite know. What it does know is that he thinks very highly of his own abilities.

It decides to put these abilities to the test. It creates a sword similar to those used by the elite sword mooks. It then leaps toward one of the other elite sword mooks and starts jabbing at it with the blade using some of SHM's more basic swordplay techniques.

6/30 Beside Myself
5/30 Serpent Eating the Ground
 
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