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>Begin.
You are a hooded figure standing outside Orteil's control terminal room. It seems that the door is unlocked.
>_ _ _ _: Enter.
You enter the control terminal room. Wait, what?
>_ _ _ _: Seize control of terminal.
Really?
>_ _ _ _: Start talking. "Mardek didn't really enter a rocket made out of struts. His mother was Trickster at that time, and he was knocked out by a lollipop. Then a portal appeared below him that sent him to Kerbin. Why wasn't he Tricksterified, you ask? I don't know, and I certainly don't give a gorilla.
The attack was really by Trickster Mary Sues, like Roxxanne. They infected entire cities with both their Trickster effects and mind control gorilla. I would know, because I was there. I would be there, because I'm the goddamn Euphorer."
"but how did YOU not get tricksterified?"
"/\lready said it. Don't know, absolutely don't give a gorilla."
>Euphorer: Exit terminal.
You exit the terminal room.
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So, on pesterchum, me and Battlefury decided to start a duel. I think (and Tazz confirmed) that two duels can happen at once, but I'm just wondering if there's anyone open to GM the duel.
I'm availableish, but things might be a little slow until my Friday due to a massive assignment due. I'll be able to get at least one arenadop in for sure though.
If you need me to know anything that your opponent shouldn't know, PM me the info.
/challenge Booting ChallengeOS...
[+----] 20%
[++---] 40%
[+++--] 60%
[++++-] 80%
[+++++] 100%
ChallengeOS booted.
Select mode.
1. Normal
2. HAVOC >1
Normal mode selected.
Select character.
1. Mardek
2. Leafy
3. Joel
>2
Select opponent. I'm not even going to type out the choices.
>fredbear
Very well.
>guess
What would you like to guess?
>the opponent locked behind (git gud) is Cranky Kong
That's... actually sensible.
...EDIT: You got it. And Git Gud is ending any opponent's 3-win streak.
It seems that this is somewhat relevant. The main chunk of Mardek's lore is connected to /tg/'s homebrew setting, TheEditors. Here's most of the gorilla linked between the DTG universe and the Editors setting. WIP.
-The army that Razihel the Skybreaker is Grand Admiral of. Mostly made up of people that were musicians in Reality.
--Razihel The Skybreaker is currently fighting against Alicia in AscensionCraft. He has gone through a lot, including getting possessed by Hugmaster.
-Neil Cicierga is Great Admiral (second-in-command). Before this, he used to be the war scenario guy. He has made the most popular and weirdest war scenario, called the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (natch).
-GiIvaSunner, a high-ranking well-known MDS soldier, as well as their portal guy, popularized saying Grand Dad in place of Grand Admiral within the Squadron.
--GiIvaSunner has died many times, but thanks to PsuedoHeisenberg's Literary Uncertainty Principle, he is restored to health as SiIvaGunner.
-Cryptrik, while not in the MDS, has manufactured most of the chemical weapons that the Squadron wields today. The most powerful one of these weapons is a Rewriter Bomb/Meme Nuke fusion, known as the Grand Contagion. Think Neutron Bomb + Active Beat Mesa + Lots of Memes.
-Xtrullor was a Squadron Commissar, who had lots of exploration drones set up around the universe, before he had to shut most of them down due to an unknown reason.
-It is rumored that the Tyrannophirus (Arch-SUE Sapphy's weapon) is part of the Edge of the World.
-GiIvaSunner has made portals mostly to video game worlds, earning him the title of "high quality video game rip guy."
-Unfortunately, the Grand Contagion has never been used.
*Sigh* Welp, I guess that time of every month has passed. Again. I should really give more of a warning when I'm about to take more than a week's worth of leave. Oh well, I'll know better next time. (maybe idunno)
Anyway, the point, what is it? Ah, yes, my inexplicable 2ish-week disappearance. I assume just saying "trying to shake off an addiction" ain't gonna cut it. See, I've been spending too much time on this computer. Like, far too much time. But, really, during most of that, I was really just thinking up scenarios for fights, trying to think of half-decent posts for DtG, and just plain being stuck in my own little pocket dimension that is called my mindscape. The rest was filled with YouTube and the occasional game. But I usually take breaks in between to actually get stuff done. But then it started becoming a problem, and eventually got into the unfortunate downfall of not doing a thing except the stuff mentioned above. The very first time it happened (which was 3 weeks ago at this point), I decided to give it a rest for as long as possible. And then, inevitably, after 2 weeks of keeping the heck away from this (I got a few more games completed in that timeframe, just for a bit of fresh air), I had to return. And hey, I've only myself to blame for all that. Includng...
...wasting everyone's time in the arena. Ugh, I'm FURIOUS as to how horrendously-timed that was! I am SO, SOOO sorry about this, Tazz and Crystal. I hate wasting everyone's time as much as the next guy, but I couldn't let this "addiction" of sorts cut into my life more than it already had. I had you both in for one hell of a fight, but what ended up happening? One and done. Hate me all you want, but just know I had a reason for this. As punishment for doing crap like this for what, 3ish times now, perhaps in a row? Well, the punishment I'm giving myself for all of this is: - A temporary (1 week) ban from the arena. Kinda need to get everything fully organized anyway. - Tazz gets... uh... well, sadly I wasn't going to reveal UA's (Or, yes, it was in fact the real DarkSide, but "DarkSide" is not his real name. Thankfully, I don't have to worry, because the arena's noncanon) weapons, but I guess I don't really have any other choice in the matter now, do I? So consider yourself unsatisfyingly lucky; you can upgrade one of my 3 main swords to Uznahgaar (Unleashed) status, buffing their usefulness drastically! (God it pains me just to give it out this early, you have no idea)
- And no, you don't get the PSYCHO reward, as you were also in your own super-form state, HAVOC. Sorry, pal, but them's the breaks, punishment or no.
-The PSYCHO reward for this fight would have actually given you TWO purple-tiered weapons, while normal gives one. Better than the other normals by a long shot.
- Tazz gets 10 free +1's, taken directly from my own charges (As in, I have -10 assist points because of this, and the ones that I lost are all given to Tazz and Tazz alone), if that's acceptable. It LOOKS inadequate, sure, but you'd get worse rewards from the other normals, and you get no extra charges from them either. The charges are for this situation only. I feel like this is more than sufficient. But if it isn't, just tell me to take out a more fair chunk of my charges. I'm totally OK with punishing myself this way.
And you know what's worse? I have a longing to finish what was started. But at the same time I don't want to burden anyone any further with my shenanigans. And now I feel terrible. ...Yep, just another one of those months... *Beats own head against the desk*
Anyway... back to the game, I guess! And again, apologies for the sudden inactivity. I'll try to be more... proactive with letting you guys know when I'm about to go inactive.
@DarkSide What are the bonuses for Unleashed weapons? I have some ideas.
Unleashed Doomsday: Damage significantly increased, max entities hit increased to 15
Unleashed Equilibrium: Extra 2 buff/debuff points, for a total of 35% decrease
Unleashed Ved+Suldaan+Leinro: Deteriorate lasts for 3 turns
@Cyanogynist I have no idea how I never thought of that idea before... huh. That's something to consider for all Blue and Purple weapons, actually.
But I'd rather get the formalities out of the way first. Another bonus is that the weapon itself receives a buff in damage, as well as obtaining all secondary elements that were previously locked thanks to arena constraints. Normally I'd give the upgrade to someone for legitimately completing 'CN: DarkSide, RN: Unknown's challenge (a hard feat to pull off), as I would have planned... but this is a special case.
Sorry guys- especially Cyan- but I really can't do the sidequest any time soon. I've been really overworked and stressed because of school and, since it finished, have developed a pretty bad infection. I'm not sure if I can really handle running the sidequest in the state I'm in. I'll still be active in DTG, but I really just need a chance to unwind and recover.
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