ARANDOMTOOL HAS JOINED THE SERVER
Everyone takes note of the join message, even the Godmodder. "I thought this server was locked..?" says some random person. A toolbox appears in the middle of the battlegrounds, and the Iron Golem picks it up foolishly. It springs open, whacking it in the face. It falls to the ground, and all is silent. Suddenly, a person climbs out of it, looks around, and jumps back in. And climbs back out. "HEY!" He shouts, annoyed. "WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE 'GODMODDER'?" The Godmodder raises his hand slowly, wishing to return to the fight.
"Well, it looks like you're such a problem to the multiverse that I can't leave until you're dead. SO."
He then pulls out an extra-large sledgehammer and starts swinging at the Iron Golem who's skill he dented already.
A rattling sound emenates from the toolbox... BuilderBot 1.0 - 1/10
ARandomTool's movement charges his kinetic battery! Kinetic Burst - 1/25
8,000 damage to the Iron Golem. Welcome.
Oh yeah, I'm the Godmodder.
9/25 Another Historical Figure
5/10 Castle Improvements tier 2.
+2 TMB50 (thanks!)
Bodyguard drones bodyguard the farm. Montafeltro makes more mercenarys.
Wall regens and, if full, gets an upgrade.
Steffan uses all 12 RP. marching out of camp with a small mercenary escort just in case, he purposely strides to the recently downed Panzernoob that had been defeated by the death of its captain, and drags it into the base. he thinks up a grand plan, but for now, he merely studies the tank's barrel, and, using material from the hull of the tank which is no longer needed, he constructs multiple more replicas. Hooking them up to swivels and stationing a mercenary at each, as well as using some of the magic of his research points to deal with the ammunition problem, and the wall now has- purely defensive- turrets. the retrofitted cannons can't shoot far, but they'll stop or ward off attackers or projectiles.
[regenerating shield of, say, 3x a panzernoobs attack each round, with no growth, so it caps at that amount.]
As for my action, Justinian tells steffan about the intact tank, letting him pull the whole thing off.
Entities ordered, and I realize that that's related to the entity action.
Senator Shrek (16/50) PART I: Ogre
Senator Shrek (16/50) PART II: NanoOnions
I sabotage the weapons of all the PG entities so they fail after this turn. Then, I modify their ranged weapons to fire in bursts, and then I covertly brainwash them in order to change their behavior so they fire in long bursts without being careful. Then, I position myself between the PGs and the Godmodder and taunt them in order to get into a fight, which, due to the aforementioned modifications, causes them to recklessly fire at me, hitting the Godmodder's back and hitting each other's backs.
You do that. Now the Godmodder has to spend his action to get his troops back in order. Oh wait he just did.
10/25 Another Historical Figure
8/10 Castle Improvements tier 2. +2 TMB50
+2 TMB50
Justinian walks over to the iron golem and points out that Iron Golems protect Villagers and attack anyone who attacks villagers, and my houses are about to spawn some new peasants, which are basically villagers, so the Iron Golem should switch sides to [N], especially considering the Godmodder killed the peasants last time so the golem really shouldn't be helping the Godmodder. so join me plox and thanx.
The Iron Golem makes some metallic noises.
Let me translate. Basically he isn't from Minecraft, dumbo. He's a free Iron Golem.
Senator Shrek (17/50) PART I: Ogre
Senator Shrek (17/50) PART II: NanoOnions
I tell the XF84HT wing to land in order to have various sound-based weaponry added to their planes as a means of giving them serious lethality, as it allows them to improve their ability to fight by ufrther exploiting the SHEER NOISE OF THEIR AIRCRAFT.
Then, I have them patrol the Farm in order to take advantage of the PGs' tendency to attack it by using it as bait in order to attack the PGs.
+2 JOEbob
The Panzernoobs take the bait gladly and each take 3,000 damage.
Rusty felt a surge of energy... It seemed that time on this plane was malleable. For the first time in a while, he was actually able to do two things at once! Oh, how he missed that feeling. And so he raised his mighty hammer to the sky, and... Held it there, analyzing the danger levels of everything on the battlefield. Wait a minute...
That "Promise Police" jerk off just spawned in more enemies! Let's keep some promises... By breaking some faces. Rusty O'Toole channels the spirit of a friend on another plane, a Nora Valkyrie, and his hammer opens up away from Garry... To freaking launch it into his skull with the unadulterated recoil of a few shotgun blasts. He no longer has a face for TV, needless to say.
The rattling stops to consider a max charge of 50, then begins again. Buildbot 1.0 - 2/20
Rusty feels a disturbance in the multiverse. Someone was summoning something... Powerful. He knew this being could turn the tide of battle, so he dedicated his Kinetic Battery to this powerful entity... Senator Shrek (2/50) PART III: Property Rights
Did you just hit a TV star? A whopping 10,000 damage, but you summon a crap ton of Fangirls.
??? 4/15
I open a portal. Suddenly, a ton of bones and Gaster Blasters come flying out, striking the zombies.
thx sans
1,000 damage to every Zombie!
The Godmodder, Iron Golem. Fangirls and Panzernoobs team up for an assault on the Farm! They completely obliterate the Defense Drones and they bring down the Trench!
Dafuqisdatcharacter attacks a Fangirl and kills one.
Steffan does some stuff and converts some Mercenaries into Turrets. You only get to convert two of them, though. Steffan can now convert a Mercenary into a Turret for 4 RP. Montefeltro recruits some more Mercenaries.
[GODMODDER] The Godmodder: 98/100 HP.
[PG] Panzernoob 37,000/40,000 HP. x4.
[PG-DCCCV] Garry Zurvanson 15,000/25,000. Summons Horde of Broken Children upon death.
[PG] Fangirls 5,000/5,000 HP. x10.
[PG] Iron Golem 37,000/50,000 HP.
[H] Dafuqisdatcharacter 50,000/50,000 HP.
[N-JOE] Farm 100,000/100,000 HP. 6/10 Food. Crop Growth 1/2. Steffan 20/20 HP. 8 RP. 100% Hunger. Mercenaries 5,000/5,000 HP. x8. Turret 30,000/30,000 HP. x2. Instantly attack entities that attack the Farm. Brick Wall 150,000/150,000 HP. +20,000 HP per turn. Entities behind heal automatically to max. Irrigation Channel 20,000/20,000 HP.
[N-JOE] House 5,000/5,000 HP. x3.
[N-JOE] Peasant 5,000/5,000 HP. x3.
[N-JOE] Montefeltro 40,000/40,000 HP. Does a heck ton of things.
[AG-Realicraft] Enemy Farming Arena 180,000/250,000 HP. 2/100 Points. Beam: 10 Points. Shield: 15 Points. Regenerate: 15 Points. Summon: 20 Points.
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ENEMY FARMING ARENA
[H] Zombie 16,000/20,000. x4
[H] Zombie 4,000/20,000 HP.