Destroy the Godmodder

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Deployment Station: 4/7

Effeciency is being trained to the construction bots! (1/9000, will never actually be trained. lol)
 
Ominous eyes cover the trees... 8/13
Mercenaries are coming! 2/5
I behead Delfy/the godmodder!
Sir Crein stuns you by dealing a blow in the most painful place imaginable!
(Sharp Boulder) Alliciar rains glass on you! It shatters!
Dring Duo fires bullets at Delfy/the godmodder!
 
I'm just gonna get a metal umbrella before the Rain of Really Painful Death happens...
alright

I shoot delfy in the face with my sniper rifle and it hits chippy's potion and it causes him to use his grenade launcher to try and kill stuff.
like this
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3000 damage to Delfy! 5000 damage to Chippy!

I give godmodder123 red's armor

it's super effective!

godmodder123 is on fiya!
[DOUBLEPOST=1436743701,1436743450][/DOUBLEPOST]I send out a more powerful dark chao


MUAHAHAHA!
ERROR: Dev armor doesn't set people on fire.
No double posting.

I give the godmodder a super healing potion! +200 HP FOR YOU!
The Godmodder smashes the bottle, leaps over the electric goop, and skillfully wrecks the shack with it

Hero de derp llama ray gun alchesimuzings [1/69]
wat

31/50 for the charge of potential
11/15 for chaos control center
3/8 for the overkiller

Cybersaurus uses Frackin' Laser Beams on Delfy
All of the villagers attack Delfy.
I am going to kill that boss, and then hold the spoil for ransom.

I unleash a powerful stream of absolute death from the dakkanator into Delfy

Speaking of which, I'm going to start the bidding for the next use of the Kayaws Emeralds!
Everyone send +1s to me, the person who gives me the most +1s by the time the Kayaws Emeralds have recharged will have the Kayaws Emeralds used on them once they have recharged.
Sound good? I'll keep track.
In total 24000 damage to Delfy!

As pieces of my battleship fall out of the sky I use the wild shape ability to turn into a cyborg t-rex!
12000 health
cyber_tyrannosaurus_rex_by_gun345-d4tue82.jpg

Weaponry
2 miniguns
3 heavy anti-armor missiles
8 virus canister missiles
Mouth
feet for stepping on stuff
tail for smacking stuff

I become enraged at the minecraft villagers, so then I fire all of my HAAMs at the villagerboats
Then I fire most of my missiles at the villagerpult.
Me and the Godmodder team up on the Cyber TRex, absolutley wrecking it, but it falls over onto the villagers, killing all of them.

merp... what did the villagers do to you?

32/50 for the charge of potential
12/15 for the chaos control center
4/8 for the overkiller

I continue spraying amunition at Delfy.

Kayaws Emeralds bidding:
no applicants
10000 damage to Delfy.

Sirplop has joined the battlefield!
Alignment: N
I create an eldritch portal and grey-robed cultists to protect it with their lives!
Something stirs within the portal's depths... (1/5)
k

I begin summoning the Moon Lord! (killing the Lunatic Cultist... (1/5))
Morshu begins creating a nuke! (1/7)
The Satanmodder pokes the Godmodder again!
The Godmodder bashes the Satanmodder's face in, dealing 10 damage.

Last post for the night, and I'm going to continue to pester people until they decide to make use of the Kayaws Emeralds.
I should give a description...
Essentially, whoever wins the bidding process gets three free rounds of dealing double damage with every attack.
Anyways, the Kayaws Emeralds aren't going on sale quite yet...

33/50 for the charge of potential
13/15 for the chaos control center
5/8 for the Overkiller

I use the Kayaws emeralds and SUPER MEGA ULTRA GIGA TERA UBER POWER OMEGA ALPHA DEATH KILL STUPENDOUS COMBO fire all of my alchemized guns at Delfy at the same time.
I'mgonnakillthatbossI'mgonnakillthatbossI'mgonnakillthatboss.

Anyways,
Kayaws Emeralds next use auction:
No applicants.

I'm also gonna start one up for whoever wants a copy of my first level 10 alchemy. It will be a powerful gun, capable of insane feats of moar dakka, and a powerful weapon in just about anyone's hands, and will probably serve as a permanent power boost.
35000 damage!

First pillar... (2/5)
Nuke? You want it? Well wait a bit... (2/7)
*poke*
The Godmodder then chain knifes the Satanmodder for 1 more damage.

I sit down and begin summoning the horsemen of the apocalypse to have a friendly chat--1/4
woah

((It's Bob-omb, not Bomb-omb.))

The Koopa Troop attacks the Godmodder.
Chaos turns into Perfect Chaos.
Phantamanta spreads goop around the remaining Bob-ombs.
Ah, my mistake.
The Godmodder kills all the Goombas and half of the Koopas.
Perfect Chaos appears!
Phantamanta is dead!

I Summon A Fire Golem

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22000 Hp
The Godmodder snipes the Fire Golem from 484329752537893798237528923732589735298235723592379523598 parsecs (parsecs are used to measure the distance between stars) away.

The sky grows purple... 7/13
Mercenaries are coming! 1/5
I smash the Fire Golem, throw the remains at Delfy, and tell BlockBuster123 that I did that because the OP Scale was going to come up and my 20K HP Redstone Summon was a 3-turn summon.
Alliciar calls in Castalah!
Castalah is doing something!
Sir Crein heals all the AGs by 100HP and sets you on fire with Cursed Infernos!
Dring Duo reminds you how sad it is that you don't have a girlfriend. This causes you to go AFK for 2 turns!

Derp, Chippy doesn't have a Grenade Laucher!
The Fire Golem is dead!
The Godmodder snipes Castalah from that distance too!

(Well Dam...That Was The Weakest Golem Ever)
Goes Into Space...Pulls In All Planets And Fires At Godmodder
(Tell Me If That Is So OP)
The OP Scale blows the planets up!

Y'all need only the rarest pepes
k

I fire every single weapon I have at the godmodder and rip delfy apart with my teeth.
The Godmodder is currently 484329752537893798237528923732589735298235723592379523598 parsecs away! Delfy whacks you wit his wrench, knocking you out.

Deployment Station: 4/7

Effeciency is being trained to the construction bots! (1/9000, will never actually be trained. lol)
such long

much charge

wow

Solar Strike: 17/20
Galactic Strike: 6/80
Not-Freddy healed himself twice.
I use every spam-based trope on Delfy, ranging from beam spam and teleport spam to grenade spam, along with all the other tropes on the spam attack page but the last one.
oh
derp
The Godmodder snipes you too!

Ominous eyes cover the trees... 8/13
Mercenaries are coming! 2/5
I behead Delfy/the godmodder!
Sir Crein stuns you by dealing a blow in the most painful place imaginable!
(Sharp Boulder) Alliciar rains glass on you! It shatters!
Dring Duo fires bullets at Delfy/the godmodder!
ERROR: Beheading can only be used as a finishing move!
I throw Sir Crein 484329752537893798237528923732589735298235723592379523598 parsecs away, he hits the Godmodder, and takes 484329752537893798237528923732589735298235723592379523598 damage as a result. I like using the number 484329752537893798237528923732589735298235723592379523598 .

Almost everyone on the field attacks Delfy, reducing him to 1 HP. Finish him, NOW!
Chippy fires his grenade launcher at the Bob-ombs, detonating them all!
Delfy pulls out his remote, and explodinates the Cybersaurus's head.
Morshu [AG]: HP:25000/35000
Satanmodder [AG]: HP:85/100
Perfect Dark Gaia [AG]: HP:15000/15000
Airshipx50: HP:1000/1000
Big Airship [AG]: 12000/12000 (Summons 100 Goombas, 50 Koopas, 25 Hammer Bros, and 10 Bob-ombs per turn.)
Goombax100 [AG]: HP:10/10
Koopax75 [AG] HP:50/50
Hammer Brox50 [AG]: HP: 100/100
Bob-ombx10 [AG]: HP:5/5 (utterly massive attack power)
Solaris Phase 2 [AG]: HP:15000/15000
Not-Freddy [AG]: HP:35000/45000
Perfect Chaos [AG]: HP: 30000/30000
Cybersaurus [N]: HP: 35000/35000 Armx2: 10000/10000
Villagerx200000 [N]: HP:1/1
Villagercopterx2 [N]: HP:20000/20000 (In the air)
Villagerboatx4 [N]: HP:30000/30000 (In the water) (Spawns 50000 more villagers a turn)
Villagerboat [N]: HP:25000/30000 (In the water) (Spawns 50000 more villagers a turn)
Villagerpult [N]: HP:35000/35000 (Far away from the battlefield.)
Testifitank [N]: HP:50000/50000
Testifitank [N]: HP: 31000/50000
Cultistx15 [N]: HP:500/500
UFV [H]: HP:17000/25000 (in the air)
Chippy [PG]: HP:2000/25000
Delfy [PG BOSS]: HP:1/250000 Rain of Really Painful Death: IIIII
Godmodder: HP: 71/100
 
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A portal starts coming from the ground... 9/13

Mercenaries are coming! 3/5

I shoot Delfy!
Everyone else goes for the villagers and the vehicles!
 
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Something stirs within the portal's depths... (2/5)
The cultists begin to build a temple around the portal! (1/3)
An Eldritch Warrior emerges from the portal! [HP: 5000/5000]

And forgot this: Cultists HP: 500/500 x15
 
I catch Redstonetam's bullet and behead Delfy!
edit: forgot about my charges
second pillar (3/5)
nukes (3/7)
The Satanmodder uses MLG tactics to shrekt the Godmodder
 
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poo. I wanted the spoil...
GG redstone... GG...

34/50 for the charge of potential
14/15 for the chaos control center
6/8 for the Overkiller

I get angry and tell all my soldiers to charge the AG forces once more, I leap into the air, empowered by the Kayaws Emeralds, and glow with an unearthly light...
Which ends up being completely pointless because all I do is spray a stupidly large amount of bullets at the big airship with the dakkanator.

Once again, is anyone going to bid on the next use of the Kayaws emeralds? No?
How about Ultimatum, the mega doom gun that fires so much stuff that it one-shotted a boss in DTG2? (Admittedly that was flavor text stuff, but still!)
 
I catch Redstonetam's bullet and behead Delfy!
edit: forgot about my charges
second pillar (3/5)
nukes (3/7)
The Satanmodder uses MLG tactics to shrekt the Godmodder
The bullet goes through your hand!
The trees have become barren and replaced with eyes... 10/13
Mercenaries are coming! 4/5
I charge up! 1/3
Redstone gets his super super super super super super super super long hook and pulls you down! He steps on your face!
Destiny shoots the villagers with her S.D.M.G!
Alliciar releases a LAZOR wave!
 
Nope. Bullet proof gloves, m8.
third pillar (4/5)
nuke (4/7)
The Satanmodder eats a sandwich, then spits it in the Godmodder's face.
 
The airships fire Bullet Bills at the UFV.
The Hammer Bros. jump onto the airships, and the Koopas go into their shells. The Bob-ombs and Goombas charge at the Pro-Godmodders.
Perfect Chaos will flood the entire area in a turn.
 
I put on some diving equipment, because I notice Perfect Chaos
Final pillar! Moon Lord summoned! (how much health should he have?)
nukeity nuke (5/7)
The Satanmodder begins charging up an Anti-Godmodder Airstrike! (1/6)
 
Solar Strike: 18/20
Galactic Strike: 7/80
Not-Freddy got amped up (Increased his damage for 5 posts) and screamed on Chippy's face.
I shot a bunch of salad-like green glowing projectiles from the Large Nano Shotgun.
 
Nope. Bullet proof gloves, m8.
Well this bullet has Cloryphyte Bullets in it, so it dodges it! Deal with it.(Sorry couldn't find a good pic)
The portal has come up, it flickers with power... 11/13
The Mercenaries have come! Siris and Isa can whatsowever be instakilled or mind-controlled. They will commit suicide and return on my 2nd post. Anyways, they attack with their Infinity Weapons!(You may click whatever you want info on, Jondanger23.)
I and Alliciar do a combo by hitting you with sharp boulders and the Snowman Cannon!
Dring Duo hit the godmodder with the Meowmere(Only projectiles)!
 
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