I'm just gonna get a metal umbrella before the Rain of Really Painful Death happens...
alright
I shoot delfy in the face with my sniper rifle and it hits chippy's potion and it causes him to use his grenade launcher to try and kill stuff.
like this
3000 damage to Delfy! 5000 damage to Chippy!
I give godmodder123 red's armor
it's super effective!
godmodder123 is on fiya!
[DOUBLEPOST=1436743701,1436743450][/DOUBLEPOST]I send out a more powerful dark chao
MUAHAHAHA!
ERROR: Dev armor doesn't set people on fire.
No double posting.
I give the godmodder a super healing potion! +200 HP FOR YOU!
The Godmodder smashes the bottle, leaps over the electric goop, and skillfully wrecks the shack with it
Hero de derp llama ray gun alchesimuzings [1/69]
wat
31/50 for the charge of potential
11/15 for chaos control center
3/8 for the overkiller
Cybersaurus uses Frackin' Laser Beams on Delfy
All of the villagers attack Delfy.
I am going to kill that boss, and then hold the spoil for ransom.
I unleash a powerful stream of absolute death from the dakkanator into Delfy
Speaking of which, I'm going to start the bidding for the next use of the Kayaws Emeralds!
Everyone send +1s to me, the person who gives me the most +1s by the time the Kayaws Emeralds have recharged will have the Kayaws Emeralds used on them once they have recharged.
Sound good? I'll keep track.
In total 24000 damage to Delfy!
As pieces of my battleship fall out of the sky I use the wild shape ability to turn into a cyborg t-rex!
12000 health
Weaponry
2 miniguns
3 heavy anti-armor missiles
8 virus canister missiles
Mouth
feet for stepping on stuff
tail for smacking stuff
I become enraged at the minecraft villagers, so then I fire all of my HAAMs at the villagerboats
Then I fire most of my missiles at the villagerpult.
Me and the Godmodder team up on the Cyber TRex, absolutley wrecking it, but it falls over onto the villagers, killing all of them.
merp... what did the villagers do to you?
32/50 for the charge of potential
12/15 for the chaos control center
4/8 for the overkiller
I continue spraying amunition at Delfy.
Kayaws Emeralds bidding:
no applicants
10000 damage to Delfy.
Sirplop has joined the battlefield!
Alignment: N
I create an eldritch portal and grey-robed cultists to protect it with their lives!
Something stirs within the portal's depths... (1/5)
k
I begin summoning the Moon Lord! (killing the Lunatic Cultist... (1/5))
Morshu begins creating a nuke! (1/7)
The Satanmodder pokes the Godmodder again!
The Godmodder bashes the Satanmodder's face in, dealing 10 damage.
Last post for the night, and I'm going to continue to pester people until they decide to make use of the Kayaws Emeralds.
I should give a description...
Essentially, whoever wins the bidding process gets three free rounds of dealing double damage with every attack.
Anyways, the Kayaws Emeralds aren't going on sale quite yet...
33/50 for the charge of potential
13/15 for the chaos control center
5/8 for the Overkiller
I use the Kayaws emeralds and SUPER MEGA ULTRA GIGA TERA UBER POWER OMEGA ALPHA DEATH KILL STUPENDOUS COMBO fire all of my alchemized guns at Delfy at the same time.
I'mgonnakillthatbossI'mgonnakillthatbossI'mgonnakillthatboss.
Anyways,
Kayaws Emeralds next use auction:
No applicants.
I'm also gonna start one up for whoever wants a copy of my first level 10 alchemy. It will be a powerful gun, capable of insane feats of moar dakka, and a powerful weapon in just about anyone's hands, and will probably serve as a permanent power boost.
35000 damage!
First pillar... (2/5)
Nuke? You want it? Well wait a bit... (2/7)
*poke*
The Godmodder then chain knifes the Satanmodder for 1 more damage.
I sit down and begin summoning the horsemen of the apocalypse to have a friendly chat--1/4
woah
((It's Bob-omb, not Bomb-omb.))
The Koopa Troop attacks the Godmodder.
Chaos turns into Perfect Chaos.
Phantamanta spreads goop around the remaining Bob-ombs.
Ah, my mistake.
The Godmodder kills all the Goombas and half of the Koopas.
Perfect Chaos appears!
Phantamanta is dead!
I Summon A Fire Golem
22000 Hp
The Godmodder snipes the Fire Golem from 484329752537893798237528923732589735298235723592379523598 parsecs (parsecs are used to measure the distance between stars) away.
The sky grows purple... 7/13
Mercenaries are coming! 1/5
I smash the Fire Golem, throw the remains at Delfy, and tell BlockBuster123 that I did that because the OP Scale was going to come up and my 20K HP Redstone Summon was a 3-turn summon.
Alliciar calls in Castalah!
Castalah is doing something!
Sir Crein heals all the AGs by 100HP and sets you on fire with Cursed Infernos!
Dring Duo reminds you how sad it is that you don't have a girlfriend. This causes you to go AFK for 2 turns!
Derp, Chippy doesn't have a Grenade Laucher!
The Fire Golem is dead!
The Godmodder snipes Castalah from that distance too!
(Well Dam...That Was The Weakest Golem Ever)
Goes Into Space...Pulls In All Planets And Fires At Godmodder
(Tell Me If That Is So OP)
The OP Scale blows the planets up!
Y'all need only the rarest pepes
k
I fire every single weapon I have at the godmodder and rip delfy apart with my teeth.
The Godmodder is currently 484329752537893798237528923732589735298235723592379523598 parsecs away! Delfy whacks you wit his wrench, knocking you out.
Deployment Station: 4/7
Effeciency is being trained to the construction bots! (1/9000, will never actually be trained. lol)
such long
much charge
wow
Solar Strike: 17/20
Galactic Strike: 6/80
Not-Freddy healed himself twice.
I use every spam-based trope on Delfy, ranging from
beam spam and
teleport spam to
grenade spam, along with all the other tropes on the
spam attack page but the last one.
oh
derp
The Godmodder snipes you too!
Ominous eyes cover the trees... 8/13
Mercenaries are coming! 2/5
I behead Delfy/the godmodder!
Sir Crein stuns you by dealing a blow in the most painful place imaginable!
(Sharp Boulder) Alliciar rains glass on you! It shatters!
Dring Duo fires bullets at Delfy/the godmodder!
ERROR: Beheading can only be used as a finishing move!
I throw Sir Crein 484329752537893798237528923732589735298235723592379523598 parsecs away, he hits the Godmodder, and takes 484329752537893798237528923732589735298235723592379523598 damage as a result. I like using the number 484329752537893798237528923732589735298235723592379523598 .
Almost everyone on the field attacks Delfy, reducing him to 1 HP. Finish him, NOW!
Chippy fires his grenade launcher at the Bob-ombs, detonating them all!
Delfy pulls out his remote, and explodinates the Cybersaurus's head.
Morshu [AG]: HP:25000/35000
Satanmodder [AG]: HP:85/100
Perfect Dark Gaia [AG]: HP:15000/15000
Airshipx50: HP:1000/1000
Big Airship [AG]: 12000/12000 (Summons 100 Goombas, 50 Koopas, 25 Hammer Bros, and 10 Bob-ombs per turn.)
Goombax100 [AG]: HP:10/10
Koopax75 [AG] HP:50/50
Hammer Brox50 [AG]: HP: 100/100
Bob-ombx10 [AG]: HP:5/5 (utterly massive attack power)
Solaris Phase 2 [AG]: HP:15000/15000
Not-Freddy [AG]: HP:35000/45000
Perfect Chaos [AG]: HP: 30000/30000
Cybersaurus [N]: HP: 35000/35000 Armx2: 10000/10000
Villagerx200000 [N]: HP:1/1
Villagercopterx2 [N]: HP:20000/20000 (In the air)
Villagerboatx4 [N]: HP:30000/30000 (In the water) (Spawns 50000 more villagers a turn)
Villagerboat [N]: HP:25000/30000 (In the water) (Spawns 50000 more villagers a turn)
Villagerpult [N]: HP:35000/35000 (Far away from the battlefield.)
Testifitank [N]: HP:50000/50000
Testifitank [N]: HP: 31000/50000
Cultistx15 [N]: HP:500/500
UFV [H]: HP:17000/25000 (in the air)
Chippy [PG]: HP:2000/25000
Delfy [PG BOSS]: HP:1/250000 Rain of Really Painful Death:
IIIII
Godmodder: HP: 71/100