Explain a terraria enemy/boss badly

[MechaDasÜberGoober]

Hi,
just explain the boss/enemies look, and Ai really badly.
This is just for fun, and to try and make people laugh.

 

[Gaelon]

Eye of Cthulu: It's a giant flying marshmallow ball with threads from when it fell on a giant red sweater. It has an amount of health, a certain number of attack points, and enough defense to block some damage. It starts by shooting out angry babies that want to hug you, and sometimes it'll chase you because it's lonely and wants a hug. After you've stabbed it down to less health than it started with, it'll get flushed down the third wall toilet and be replaced by its angry marshmallow mother. She'll bite you, chase you, and chase you faster. Stab her some more, and she'll fall all to pieces.

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

(I’m not going to say which one this is, so you guys can guess if you want. It’s also funnier that way).
So, there’s an angry guy, and he slaps you, you you chop off his hands, and you chop off his head, and then you win. But, you can only fight him when the sky’s really dark. And he’s a weird old guy.

 

[MechaDasÜberGoober]

(I’m not going to say which one this is, so you guys can guess if you want. It’s also funnier that way).
So, there’s an angry guy, and he slaps you, you you chop off his hands, and you chop off his head, and then you win. But, you can only fight him when the sky’s really dark. And he’s a weird old guy.

Skeletron? It's not prime because you didn't mention metal.

 

[Gaelon]

There's this giant evil fish demon that looks like certain actors. He spits, makes sharks fly, and turns invisible to fly between dimensions. And he likes hallucinogenic worms.

 

[Someone that needs help]

Green big fish that loves the taste of humans

 

[Gaelon]

Giant red broom made of your best friend with a tongue.

 

[MechaDasÜberGoober]

There's this giant evil fish demon that looks like certain actors. He spits, makes sharks fly, and turns invisible to fly between dimensions. And he likes hallucinogenic worms.

duke fishron - remember, it could be a enemy too!

 

[MechaDasÜberGoober]

Giant red broom made of your best friend with a tongue.

WoF - remember, it could be an enemy too!

 

[Gaelon]

I'm not sure. Who's Marco?

 

[MechaDasÜberGoober]

a powerful amalgamation of organs given life by one simply known as “marco”, who’s fate was decided when the creators of the universe containing it deemed the creature unfit to exist. now, it spends its meaningless existence forever sealed in the third dimensional screen.
(ok yeah this was kind of stupid and not really funny at all but i’m posting it anyway ha)

Either ML or cthulhu?

 

[Gaelon]

(Hoplite) Jumps stupidly about while pulling sharp sticks from who knows where to toss at you, the unsuspecting savage. (Bees: EoW?)

 

[MechaDasÜberGoober]

A massive chunk of wood that likes to yeet it's flesh at you after lighting it on fire. It also likes to violently spew at the player.

 

[Gaelon]

A massive chunk of wood that likes to yeet it's flesh at you after lighting it on fire. It also likes to violently spew at the player.

Mourning Wood.

 

[MechaDasÜberGoober]

Mourning Wood.

Yes

 

[Gaelon]

Where'd EaterOfBees' stuff go?

 

[MechaDasÜberGoober]

they deleted it.

 

[Gaelon]

Big blue bug that jumps at you. You can't eat this one, folks!

 

[MechaDasÜberGoober]

Big blue bug that jumps at you. You can't eat this one, folks!

derpling

 

[Gaelon]

derpling

I hadn't thought of Derplings. That's good too, though. No, it's an Anamora Fungus.