If bosses could talk, what would they say??!!

Skeletron Prime be like...

They call me Skeletron Prime!
I have metal joints!
Beat me up!
and earn 15 Silver Points!
 
Skeletron: I've got a bone to pick with you
Eye of Cthulhu: Yes, your butt does look big in that armor
Duke Fishron: Ew! Why would you do your buisness in the ocean! Creatures live in there!
 
Bethany said:
Eye of Cthulhu: Kill me and get free Visine — eye drops, get it?
Plantera: My foes, they can't destroy my body, colliding slow, like life itself. *
The Twins: Eye-eye, eye-eye, canto y no llores…
Wall of Flesh: You want fries with that?
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* bonus points if you get this one
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I'm liking it, but don't get wall of flesh one.
And plantera... Pantera reference?
 
WoF: World's Biggest Mac. Plantera: You win! Cenx named Plantera after her favorite metal band.
 
Eye of Cthulhu: I got my eye on you!

Brain of Cthulhu: You wouldn't actually expect this, but I really suck at math. Oh, and popping those hearts really hurts. Please stop. Really now. Let me pop your heart, tell me how that feels.

Queen Bee: YOU MURDERED ONE OF MY CHILDREN! ;( *rage*
Plantera: YOU MURDERED ONE OF MY CHILDREN! ;( *rage*
Lunatic Cultist: YOU MURDERED MY CHIL... err... EMPLOYEES! ;( *rage* Although it's cool that you ended Bob's life. Ugh, I hated that guy. Always complaining about working hours. Still going to end you for shrinking my workforce though.

Skeletron: You. Shall! Not! PASS!

Wall of Flesh: I look gross? My good sir, trust me when I say that you look as gross to me as I do to you. Really now, the nerve of some people.

Golem: Can you PLEASE stop putting fresh batteries into my alarm clock! Christ, I'm trying to sleep.

Duke Fishron: Do you have ANY idea how much those smelly Truffle Worms stink up the water? It'll take me weeks to wash the smell out of my couch!

Moon Lord: Aaah, a first timer? Welcome, and get ready to get served. :cool:
 
Thumbs up for the Golem one, Gotcha!

King Slime: Any slime's death diminishes me.

[eta: That's sad, but just wait until I'm Donne with him.]
 
I've got mine!
With mine, i'll have two quotes per boss: one is seriously (Like in an evil manner) and one that's silly like what Bethany said above.

Ok...GO!

King Slime:
-Serious:*mumbles from ninja: "Heeelllp meee...I can't feel my legs..."*
-Silly:*JIGGLE* "Who you calling jello?"

Eye Of Cthulhu:
-Serious: *In an echo like voice* "You wont get far, MORTAL!"
-Silly:"I can't believe my eye! It's Hideous!"

Eater Of Worlds:
-Serious: "Corruption will conquer all who comes upon it!" "Praise Corruption!"
-Silly:"Keep busting my orbs, and I'll bust yours!"

Brain Of Cthulhu:
-Serious:*As if reading your mind* "Your future is bleak mortal! Praise the gore of Crimson!"
-Sillly:*Reads players mind* "Stop thinking like that you sicko."

Queen Bee:
-Serious:*In a female voice* "You harmed my child, now you pay the price!"
-Silly:"Bzz Bzz BZZZZZzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZ"

Skeletron:
-Serious:"You'll never get your hands on the holy Blue Blade!"
-Silly:"Seriously, defeating the Guardians wont work, and for what? A Lousy key? You know it doesn't open anything."

Wall of Flesh:
-Serious:
--Prior to defeating:
--"You made your last mistake mortal, and now you'll pay!"
--After defeating:
--"Foolish mortal, you can never undo whats coming to this world..."
-Silly:*drags out of Underworld and WoF glitch occurs* "HA! You Can't do anything!"♫♪♫♪

The Twins:
-Serious:"01011001 01101111 01110101 00100111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100001 01100100 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100111 01110010 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01101101 01101001 01110011 01110100 01100001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01101101 01101111 01110010 01110100 01100001 01101100 00101110 00101110 00101110"
-Silly:"Want to try out our new candy flavors? Hot-&-Spicy and Fast-&-Savory?"

The Destroyer:
-Serious:"01001000 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110010 01101001 01110011 01100101 00100000 01100001 01100111 01100001 01101001 01101110 00101110 00101110 00101110"
-Silly:"SAY 'WHY THE LONG FACE' ONE....MORE....TIME....."

Skeletron Prime:
-Serious:"01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100110 01100001 01101001 01101100 00100000 01101101 01101111 01110010 01110100 01100001 01101100 00101110 00101110 00101110"
-Silly:"One does not simply beat me during the day."

Plantera:
-Serious:"You desecrated the sacred bulb, and now you will pay like the foolish reptilians!"
-Silly:"Flaahgra? OOoh...Flaahgra! Yeah...I remember her! She's my cousin! Yeah she took a vacation and hitched a ride on a meteorite and-.... what? She dead? By wh- someone in power armor? WHAT?! HOW CAN THIS BE?! YOU'RE LYING! I'LL KEEL YOU!" (Know the game reference?)

Golem:
-Serious:"!etilatas eht morf esir lliw eH" (It's backwards)
-Silly:"STOP PLAYING WITH MY ALTAR!"

Duke Fishron:
-Serious:"The beast has come, the Beast will destroy you!"
-Silly:"MMMmmmmmm Human Bacon taste right about now!"

Lunatic Cultist:
-Serious:"THE WORLD WILL END!" "THE MOON LORD WILL RISE!" "ALL SHALL PARISH!"
-Silly:"You like, killed all my friends, like, wow, dude, like seriously? Wow, that's like, very lame of you."

Moon Lord:
-Serious:"ALL SHALL BE DESTROYED FOR SUMMONING ME!"
-Silly:"Hey man. Whats up? Try to give me a high five man, if that's cool?"

[Skipped event bosses]

Ocram:
-Silly:"OLOP!"
 
Eye of Cthulhu: Roar
Eater of Worlds: Roar
Brain of Cthulhu: Roar
King Slime: Roar
Skeletron: Roar
Wall of Flesh: RAJSHERGIREAHIRAERR
 
Skeletron Prime:
-Serious:"01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100110 01100001 01101001 01101100 00100000 01101101 01101111 01110010 01110100 01100001 01101100 00101110 00101110 00101110"
-Silly:"One does not simply beat me during the day."
wow, that was deep.
You have made a Grave mistake, Mortal.

Moon Lord.
Through my Cereberal Second brain, and my long- lost Eye. I will avenge them, and smite you to dust!
 
Moon Lord:

What the :red: did you just :red:ing say about me, you little Terrarian? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my tier list in Expert Mode, and I’ve been involved in numerous celestial invasions on Terrarian worlds , and I have over 300 hardcore character kills. I am trained in I-frame ignoring warfare and I’m the top boss in the entire Terraria enemies list. You are nothing to me but just another early-game character. I will wipe you the :red: out with Moon Leech the likes of which has never been seen before on Terraria, mark my :red:ing words. You think you can get away with saying that :red: to me from your boss farm? Think again, :red:er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Crawlipedes across the Surface Layer and your NPCs are being traced right now so you better prepare for the Pillars, maggot. The Pillars that wipe out the pathetic little thing you call your base. You’re :red:ing dead, mortal. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my contact damage. Not only am I extensively trained in Phantasmal Deathrays, but I have access to the entire buff arsenal of Re-Logic and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable world off the face of the game, you little :red:. If only you could have known what unholy debuffs your little “Legendary” Copper Shortsword was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your :red:ing Bladetongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn noob. I will :red: Celebrations all over you and you will drown in them. You’re :red:ing slain, kiddo.
 
Battle Bee said:
Moon Lord:

What the :red: did you just :red:ing say about me, you little Terrarian? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my tier list in Expert Mode, and I’ve been involved in numerous celestial invasions on Terrarian worlds , and I have over 300 hardcore character kills. I am trained in I-frame ignoring warfare and I’m the top boss in the entire Terraria enemies list. You are nothing to me but just another early-game character. I will wipe you the :red: out with Moon Leech the likes of which has never been seen before on Terraria, mark my :red:ing words. You think you can get away with saying that :red: to me from your boss farm? Think again, :red:er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Crawlipedes across the Surface Layer and your NPCs are being traced right now so you better prepare for the Pillars, maggot. The Pillars that wipe out the pathetic little thing you call your base. You’re :red:ing dead, mortal. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my contact damage. Not only am I extensively trained in Phantasmal Deathrays, but I have access to the entire buff arsenal of Re-Logic and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable world off the face of the game, you little :red:. If only you could have known what unholy debuffs your little “Legendary” Copper Shortsword was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your :red:ing Bladetongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn noob. I will :red: Celebrations all over you and you will drown in them. You’re :red:ing slain, kiddo.
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Isnt this a meme?
 
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