If the above user's profile pic was a NPC, what would one of their quotes be?

[The Storm]

"Have you encountered Betsy yet? I wish I have"

 

[Ivyss]

"Could you stop? I'm tired of having weapons pointed at me."

 

[The Storm]

"I once tried to roast some marshmallows with my fire breath, they didn't turn out great."

 

[Ivyss]

(No fire breath. Not this dragon.)
"Yes, I know vortex weapons are good. That's why I'm selling them."

 

[The Storm]

"Not all dragons have fire breath you know, some people are so narrow-minded."

 

[Ivyss]

"Would you mind? Not everyone from the pillars wants to kill you."

 

[The Storm]

"Bet you wish you had wings like mine?, well that's too bad"

 

[Ivyss]

"Why are you pointing your weapon at me? I'm not pointing mine at you."

 

[Sm1l@mYm@eT]

"Honestly, Why does everyone think were deadly? We are truly not!"

 

[Sockmonkey367]

When you dont have wings: "You wish to get wings like these? Kill the pure meat incarnation of [name of guide]"

When you have wings in an accessory slot: "You have wings now! Now im not the only one!"

^ but in vanity: "You have wings, but they dont seem to work. Odd"

When you have the Jetpack or Hoverboard in an accessory slot: "Why are you using those? Use something natural and more efficient!"

^ but in vanity: "If your gonna use them at least make them work"


Edit: got ninja'ed

 

[Sm1l@mYm@eT]

(I ninja'ed you)

"I have a spear and a small pink guy as a friend, What do you have? Oh, You have big rocket launchers... I gotta run!"

 

[The Storm]

"If you don't buy my stuff you're gonna have a bad time"

 

[Sm1l@mYm@eT]

"If you don't buy my stuff you're gonna have a bad time"

BaD t0m*

"I have some cool guns that can blast anything out of your way in just a few shots! Oh, You have magical laser beams of death and destruction? Well, You won't care then."

 

[plantszaza 🌳]

Suddenly, the music has changed.
Now playing this music until you leave the area:

 

[The Storm]

"Can I fly with my tail? No of course not, where'd you get that idea?"

 

[Player_Miner]

“No, I do not sell Vortex Fragments. I would probably get assaulted for attempting to gather even one.”

 

[The Storm]

"That'ssss a niccccee house you have there, I'll be a sssssshame if ssssomething happened to it."

 

[plantszaza 🌳]

"The proud soldier from Vortex Realm!"

 

[LightX]

"Im a goddamn furry"

 

[The Storm]

"........."
(Rocks cannot speak)