If the above user's profile pic was a NPC, what would one of their quotes be?

Techhunter_Talon · Dec 5, 2015

"Buying anything? No? Okay, just remember I'll be right nyah... err... here if you need anything."

James Harrow · Dec 5, 2015

What do you want, eh?

NoSoap · Dec 6, 2015

'Sup homie... Wanna fez hat? It's on me... Bonehead. Sorry. I tried.

Techhunter_Talon · Dec 6, 2015

"Look into my eyes and tell me that I'm the cutest kitty of the land... also, give me your wallet."

NoSoap · Dec 6, 2015

All my friends are out there hunting, and I'm just standing right here talking to you.

Arpiter · Dec 6, 2015

"If you are looking for legal stuff,go somewhere else."

Redstonetam15 · Dec 6, 2015

"... What?"

plantszaza 🌳 · Dec 6, 2015

Hey! you want someone to fight with? You've come to the right place!

zeskorion · Dec 6, 2015

"help... this scarf is wound to tightly and is constricting the air out of me..."

thecoolkni · Dec 6, 2015

"You look like you need some special equipment, careful though, I just took it out of the oven."

zeskorion · Dec 6, 2015

*random sign language meaning "got any gloves"*

AaroSA · Dec 6, 2015

"What? I didnt start this fire. It was here before I got here!"

zeskorion · Dec 6, 2015

"do not be lasagna"

James Harrow · Dec 6, 2015

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY HAT????!?!

zeskorion · Dec 6, 2015

"kids like you should be buying in hell"

Arpiter · Dec 6, 2015

"For the last time! I do NOT want to buy your junk!"

zeskorion · Dec 6, 2015

"I can taste your gold.... give it to me"

Redstonetam15 · Dec 7, 2015

"RRAHHH!!!!"

InsertUsernameHere · Dec 7, 2015

"Huh? What was that? Something funny?"

zeskorion · Dec 7, 2015

"i hope your shoes are rubber-soled"