Joke Player suggestion Thread

[Arpiter]

You can't catch fish in pools of water made by players

 

[Varsia]

Remove autofire from every weapon that has it.

 

[MegaMage314 🌳]

Remove autofire from every weapon that has it.

And give it to every weapon that doesn't

 

[Varsia]

And give it to every weapon that doesn't

No, just remove it. It's OP in every possible case.

 

[Cubicality]

No, just remove it. It's OP in every possible case.

Yes, if we removed autofire from the Last Prism, it's 10k DPS would be reduced to 0!
(It actually takes a second to start shooting, just clicking it does nothing)

 

[plantszaza 🌳]

Flamethrower, Martian saucer's death ray and anything that cause On fire (and similar burning debuff) will spread on wood and destroy it permanently destroy and hurt everything that touch it (this include every item on the ground) it can be stop by water, water gun and water theme tool. or let it burn until there's nothing left to burn.

 

[Nobody Important]

A nonsense switch item found by killing clowns. Activating it makes everything ridiculous. Instead of confetti bullets you'll have to deal with spaghetti bullets.

I've not been sleeping much.

 

[CraftedNightmare Here!]

-Added Shia LaBeouf.

 

[Cthugh]

Mechanical cooper shortsword!

 

[Nariofan101]

All explosions destroy tiles. Especially martian saucer missiles.

 

[Oleg34518]

Equipping the bone key will transform you into the Dungeon Guardian.

 

[MegaMage314 🌳]

If you ever kill a bunny, then the next time you die you will respawn in the underworld instead of your spawn point.

 

[savaka]

Umm...
Enter key sequence up up down down left right left right B A and 30 life crystals will appear in your inventory

 

[plantszaza 🌳]

There's a change you'll got invade by

They drop nothing.

 

[Nobody Important]

Cardboard box - While selected enemies can't see you and won't attack you. Assuming you put it on before they saw you.

Bandana - 100% ammo conservation. The drawback? You need to use it in your helmet slot. No set bonus for you.

Sorry, I just remembered a couple things that made me laugh in the metal gear solid games.

 

[plantszaza 🌳]

Peach flag
Call npcs to protect the area around the flag.

 

[ppowersteef]

For Final Boss Balancing:

Moon Lord now needs to be summoned by using the Nurse Voodoo Doll. >:3

 

[Cubicality]

If you wear the Plumber's Clothes, all weapons except hammers and the Fire and Ice Flower are nonfunctional, you have permanant Slime amount effects, and wings are replaced with capes and propeller caps. Moon Lord is replaced with Bowser, and the Nurse (who Moon Lord now kidnaps) is replaced with Princess Peach. Similar effects apply with bows, swords, wands, and Ganandorf and Zelda if you wear the Hero's Clothes.

 

[RealSaucer]

Tf2 Content:

Dispensers: gives you infinite ammo and rapid health regen.
Medigun: Heals. And makes you invincible.
Backstabs: Hitting an enemy on the back with a shortsword means an instant kill. This includes bosses.

 

[savaka]

Inverse Bullet
Shoots inverse guns