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Godley

Skeletron Prime
copper ulti-edge
999999999 damage, quarter the size of a copper shortie, can only deal damage when you're not touching your enemy.
and yes, this is a shortsword.
dropped as a dev item from moon lord.
 

Huzbubber Tim

Ice Queen
Every single item has a slime counterpart (Meowmere Slime, Minecart Slime, Lihzard Door Slime, GPS Slime, Rod of Discord Slime, etc.)
 
After setting the date to September 11, 2011(in the Pre-1.1 days where the most OP weapon was a meteorite cannon, beating the Night's Edge) and defeating all bosses (at the time) and obtaining the strongest gear, the Lunatic Terrorist will crash 5 airplanes at the world thus destroying your builds.
If you set the date to December 21st, 2012 (or any calendar equivalent), a lot of meteorites, corruption (crimson in 1.2), a lot of hard bosses depending on the version (Skeletron in 1.0, Mechanical Bosses in 1.1, Planterae in 1.2, Duke Fishrons in 1.2.4, and MOON LORDS in 1.3), really infamous mobs (1.0 got DG's, 1.1 adds Clowns, 1.2 adds Ice Golems, 1.3 adds the Medusa, and 1.3.3 added Sand Elementals), hard events depending on update (Goblin Invasions/Blood Moons in 1.0, HARDMODE Blood Moon in 1.1, Solar Eclipses in 1.2, Frost Moons in 1.2.1, Pumpkin Moons in 1.2.2, Martians/Lunar Events/HARDMODE Goblins/PLANTERA Eclipses in 1.3, HARDMODE sandstorms in 1.3.3, and finally Tier 3 Old One's Army in 1.3.4), hackers (that look like Cyberchase's "Hacker" character while obtaining strongest equipments from Terraria's respective updates and having their own AI based on common hacks) and falling dynamites demolish the world while Tikopia plays, unused and rejected official items showcased by staff appear as very strong enemies, the False Messiah (like in Islam) appearing to make NPCs evil that they will taunt you by saying trashposts from the forum(as rulebreaking posts)/using Killaura to destroy you/homosexuality, and the sky turning red, thus killing the whole world and CRASHING THE GAME.
 
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Huzbubber Tim

Ice Queen
On Black Friday all NPC prices are reduced to 1/4 of the original price, During Shark Week, shark spawn rates are multiplied by 100, and on April Fools Day, all bosses drop no loot aside from whoopie cushions
 

Godley

Skeletron Prime
Sanity absorber
When used, all movement controls are reversed(for example, pressing the down key now causes you to jump/fly) and all projectile-shooting weapon became 12% more inaccurate.
Beating the moon lord with this on gave you a special NPC that sells inventory slots.
 

Yello_X

Duke Fishron
Familiar Voodoo Doll:
Dropping this in any form of liquid will kill you, your NPCs (and your computer)
 

Chir'

Duke Fishron
Added:

  • Noose: furniture, using this will kill you.
  • Bottle of pills: item, using this will give a random buff at the cost of taking 50 damage, this damaged ignores damage reduction and armor.
Changes:
Guns can now be aimed at self, this makes it do damage to you, all bullet and gun specific effects still apply.
 
Added Dogū.
-9999999999999999 health.
-99999999999999 damage, ignoring defence and reducers.
-100% KBR.
-All Debuff immunity.
-INFINITY defence.
-Attacks by spitting homing balls, stomping (like Bowser in Super Mario Bros. 3), and firing lasers from the eyes.
-SUMMONED USING: Jomon statue (made out of 10 clay blocks and 999 hallowed ores).
 

Yello_X

Duke Fishron
  • Buying a Spell Tome from the Wizard has a chance to give a Necronomicon
  • Fishing with a Truffle Worm and 150% fishing power in the Glowing Mushroom biome with Hallow, Crimson/Corruption, Jungle and Snow near it while it is raining on a Blood Moon will spawn Cthulhu
  • If you hit a block while riding a Unicorn at top speed will propel you 5 blocks upward and 20 blocks across, while dealing 20 defense-ignoring damage
  • Having 11 Retamini and Spazminis, wearing the Twins mask, the TEoC pet and the Eyeball pet will give you a zoomed out view of the screen
 

Chir'

Duke Fishron
Using a potion has a chance to give you the bottle back or give you glass shards, glass shards can be crafted into glass or be eaten giving you the debuff internal bleeding. Did you really think it was a good idea to eat glass?
 
Manure Greatsword:
-50,000,000 dmg.
-Due to its smelliness, it inflicts stinky for 16,777,216 years as well as growing a killer living tree on the victim.
-Way bigger than the breaker blade.
-Has 100,000,000 KB.
-Takes -123,456,789 years to use.
-Made out of 999 poop (after you become insanely obese you need a toilet to poop, generating these blocks) and 999 hay.
 

plantszaza

Plantera
Added:

  • Noose: furniture, using this will kill you.
  • Bottle of pills: item, using this will give a random buff at the cost of taking 50 damage, this damaged ignores damage reduction and armor.
Changes:
Guns can now be aimed at self, this makes it do damage to you, all bullet and gun specific effects still apply.
Just go rolling around on wooden spike.
 

Yello_X

Duke Fishron
  • Fishing has a 35% chance of pulling you into the water and deals 30 damage, no matter how many Fishing Power you have
  • Animals in Terrariums have a chance of escaping
  • Walking over a wiring system will give the Electrifed debuff
 
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