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  1. TheG434

    TheG434 Terrarian

    Hello one and all to the Joke suggestion thread, I'm your host TheG434!

    Ever have one of those hilarious suggestions, but it's a joke so you can't post it in the Player Suggestion forum?
    Well this is the place to post it!

    I just want to say three things.
    1. Please if it's long post it in a spoiler don't know how to do a spoiler? well just type in "[SPOILER] Text goes here [/SPOILER]"
    2. This is not to be taken seriously, don't start flame wars because things are imbalanced, they're supposed to be Jokes

    Example:

    True Terra-lightning-wader-emblem
    The true Terra-wader-emblem turns the sword you have into a Terra blade and increases the attack by 100%.
    It also lets you walk on water-lava run really fast be in lava for 7 seconds and makes you invincible,
    It's made with the Terra blade, The lightning boots, The destroyer emblem, The lava waders, and 5 broken hero swords, at a tinkerers workshop

    So think of the most OP, Imbalanced, Funniest thing you can think of
     
    Last edited: Apr 14, 2015
    Grand Paladin Tyrux likes this.
  2. super item slots you can now equip up to 30 different items.
    OR shroobeetle armor 500 defense apiece and the same bonuses as shroomite and beetle armor
     
  3. stormconure

    stormconure Golem

    The title says it all.
     
  4. JoeReturns

    JoeReturns Terrarian

    Deals 1337 damage and summons smaller guinea pigs that do 69 damage :redspin:
     
  5. Tecuser

    Tecuser Skeletron Prime

    True terra armor
    1000 defense apc set bonus of every armor turns all your weapons into true versions with plus 999999999 dmg
     
  6. armor of the dead god has 1000 defense total and when touched by an enemy deals damage to it equal to your defense
     
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  7. stormconure

    stormconure Golem

    Spawns on top of your spawnpoint. Forces you to use your nagic mirror. When you teleport home cthulhu lands on you and you die.
    Spawn conditions: whenever you break a block of dirt while Insanemode is active.
     
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  8. Drok

    Drok Spazmatism

    Cuthouloo(Or how ever you spell it, I would try to use spell check[​IMG] but its coming up with outhouse :p)
    Feces: it makes all the enemies around drop dead from the smell... YEAH
     
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  9. Qw2

    Qw2 Official Terrarian

    I preesent thee wif...
    Da epic accessory of whatever stuff
    Here is da spwite :redspin:
    Now wat this acksesorie dus is:
    all use tiem for eyetems is set to 0
    +1000% deefence
    And last butt nawt leest
    +1000% atack damedge
    Hoep u liekd mi sugjestin remember to leik, coment and subscrieb
    waet no
    Remember 2 souport
     
  10. Svea Rike

    Svea Rike Skeletron Prime

    SuicideRevolver.jpg
    duh suicid revolv
    tooltip: "ur a scrob"
    use time: 0000.02
    damage: 69
    shoots urself in tHe fAcE kiLiing yoU aNndd gIvinG youR comPuteR an blUscrEen instAntly!!!!
    haha i did a funny
     
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  11. Techno Mancer

    Techno Mancer Brain of Cthulhu

    True :red:sman's blade: made w/ 5 copper shortswords and a :red:sman's blade. Deals @@@@@@@ damage and makes pup dawgs rain from the sky if it is raining
    Edit: The spoiler isn't showing up, so I can't have a spoiler
     
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  12. TheG434

    TheG434 Terrarian

    it does 1000000000000000000 damage
    and it's made with the terra blade the horsemans blade the christmas tree sword
    the chlorophyte clay more the true nights edge true Excalibur nights edge and exacalibur
     
  13. bottlecaps

    bottlecaps Skeletron Prime

    when u get hurt 9999999999999999 bees attack anything that muves!!1!
     
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  14. Axios

    Axios The Destroyer

    Hah, I see what you did there :naughty:
     
  15. PTpirahna

    PTpirahna Spazmatism

    Xx_MLG420NOSCOPERDORITOMTNDEW_xX
    150 ranged damage
    Always performs critical hits on headshot (i guess this would work on worms and enemies which only have a head)
    -10% critical hit chance
    Does x3 damage on critical hits
    Use time is identical to sniper rifle
    When you critical hit someone with it you a cyclone of people yelling, squeakers, doritos, mountain dew, snoop dog, rainbow frogs, and air horns appears.

    Crafted with:
    1 Sniper Rifle
    100 Souls of Sight (for the no scoping skills)
    Megaphone (So you can yell at people after you get your headshot)
    50 bottles of water
    500 stone blocks
    500 dirt blocks (this, the water, and the stone would create literal mountain dew)
    Pwnhammer (so you can pwn people and a hammer can make triangles to make doritos)
    1 Shroomite Bar
    1 Beetle Husk
    1 Ectoplasm (these three just stop you from getting this weapon until you go obtain all the post plantera but pre moon/fishron ingredients)
     
  16. Pixel

    Pixel Terrarian

    Hatsune Miku Hairdryer

    Damage: Somewhere between 10,000,000 and 10,000,002 damage
    Critical strike chance + 50 %

    Tooltip: Last night, Good night.
     
  17. Varsia

    Varsia Spazmatism

    Wead
    Itz a consewabul dat maeks evryting rainbo nd maeks ahl enemys snewp dogg nd itt lastz 4evur nd maeks ahl wepunz duw 42O damej cuz 42O blayz itt nd itt iz funn. yey

    Y0L0
    Killz yu nd deeleetz da charectur instuntlee cus yolo xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    Cheez
    Duz nutheng. Yu jst eet itt.
     
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  18. Axios

    Axios The Destroyer

    I understand these are joke suggestions, and I'm not trying to be a party pooper. But why are people purposely misspeeling things? Is it suppose to be funny?
     
  19. Varsia

    Varsia Spazmatism

    seems legit.
     
  20. Axios

    Axios The Destroyer

    Lmao that want intentional though :p