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Update complete!

Patch notes:
Terraria is now a Real Time Strategy. Nuff said.
Every player and every enemy is able to build preset buildings, as well as their custom builds across the map.
Single Player is now Vs AI mode.
Multiplayer is now ranked! You drop in ELO if you get defeated and grow if you win! Starting ELO is at 1000.
 
  • To be able to have more NPCs move into your world, you will have to install the NPC Microtransaction for 50 Mythril Coins.
  • To be able to fight the WOF progress into hard mode, you will have to install the Wall-of-Flesh Microtransaction for 120 Mythril Coins.
  • Mythril Coins cannot be obtained in-game, you'll have to pay 9.99 for 40 Mythril Coins.
  • Lawnmower deals approximately 68.9 HPs of damage on average, with a critical strike change of 5%.
  • The Slap Hand's knockback is buffed to oblivion.
  • If a zombie is present and it becomes day, it will enrage, turning into a ninja zombie that can teleport inside walls.
  • Every time a demon eye hits a block, it will play the whoopie cushion sound effect.
  • Every time an enemy is it, it will play the whoopie cushion sound effect.
  • Every time a whoopie cushion is used, it will summon an enraged Queen Bee with Plantera stats.
Introducing Terraria's new difficulty: Challenge Mode!
  • If you get attacked by an enemy, they steal your money!
  • On defeat, slimes give you the slimed and oozed effect!
  • Every NPC now has a max life of 20!
  • Skeletron has Dungeon Guardian AI 24/7!
  • Skeletron Prime has Dungeon Guardian AI 24/7!
  • Golem Head has Dungeon Guardian AI 24/7!
  • Any enemy with the variant of Fighter AI that throws are now living machine guns.
  • True Eye of Cthulhus have Dungeon Guardian AI
 
The guide is now a boss that you have to fight upon entering a new world, they:
  • Have 80,000 Health
  • Have Dungeon Guardian AI
  • Deal 388 and a half damage per ranged hit, and 937 and a quarter damage upon contact
  • Erase the world and your character if you lose
  • Fire 4 homing bullets a second
  • Only take damage from a Copper Shortsword, Axe, or Pickaxe
 
If you fail to kill the moonlord within a set time from starting your game, the game slowly changes to have non-euclidean geometry.
 
We have to add the ninja npc to Terraria. You get that NPC right after you have killed the king slime. The Ninja teaches you martial arts, i. e. he fights you and then your strength improves and you can attack with the fist. Also the ninja shall sell the shurikens and also the Katana if WOF was beaten.
 
Skeletron now has player's irl face, it takes a picture of you from the web cam, then automatically cuts and edits it
 
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