Kill the person above you.

[Explinorater]

Was beat to death for not telling his secret on how to ascend.

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

Descended.

 

[Explinorater]

Angered the ancient spirit of ascension.

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

Made Relativity

 

[Malfestio]

Obese Black Man got the cooties.

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

Dan M Was Too White.

 

[Explinorater]

Obese Black Man was too black.

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

Explinorater Was Sat On

 

[Malfestio]

Obese Black Man walked into the wrong neighborhood.

 

[Explinorater]

Dan M became an essential part of a complete breakfast.

 

[Malfestio]

Explinorator was the first to discover what the inside of a black hole looks like.

 

[Explinorater]

Dan M died of embarrassment after realizing that he spelled my name wrong.

 

[Malfestio]

(Thanks for telling me)
Explinorater was in center of a nuclear explosion.

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

Dan M Tried To Emulate Fallout 4.
Then Realized Rad-Away Wasn't Invented Yet.

 

[Explinorater]

Obese Black Man's head exploded after attempting to apply logic to a forum post.

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

Explinorater Died After Figuring Out Existence. (Prev Post)

 

[Malfestio]

Obese Black Man's time travel device wasn't quite ready yet

 

[SlimyPython]

Dan M didn't act quick enough

 

[Explinorater]

SlimyPython was too dang fast

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

Explinorater's Hair Was Too Darn Freaky