Kill the person above you.

[Reepicheep]

Dan M was too boring for the world.

 

[Malfestio]

Reepicheep went on a 100 hour gaming session.

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

Dan M Couldn't Handle My 2nd Ascension.

 

[darkmega5]

(Insert above name) got so fat he exploded

 

[Timer.]

darkmega5 doesn't know what/who he is and comitts suicide after a identity crisis.

 

[Chir']

Timer. ran out of time.

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

Tappaja was devoured by a dragon named Tappaja

 

[Explinorater]

Huzbubber Tim got genetically modified to self-destuct the moment he turned 18

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

Explinorater Got Explinorated.

 

[Malfestio]

Obese Black Man was too obese

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

Dan M Got Murdered By A Group Of Tumblrinas For Having A White Avatar.

 

[Explinorater]

Obese Black Man hated life to the extent of binge-watching sonic boom. He didn't last long.

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

Explinorater Fell Victim To Relativity.

 

[Malfestio]

Obese Black Man couldn't get up.

 

[Explinorater]

Dan M ate a train.

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

Dan M Hooted When He Should Have Hooed

 

[Malfestio]

Obese Black Man ascended too many times.

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

(I Will Soon Ascend Again)
Dan M Was Jealous Of Me Ascending.

 

[Explinorater]

Was taken out by a ninja.

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

Was Erased.