Life Hacked (and Slashed)

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Sneak into it and wait for it to be thrown out.

How do you kill a big metal worm
with only a broken rotten old wood hammer.
 
Throw the shoe at a cat and it will strangle the strings for you
How do you stop procrastinating and actually do something
 
I'll tell you tomorrow.

How do you get sleep when you have insomnia or something like that?
 
Knock yourself out by whatever means nessesary. The less painful though, the better.

How do you eat yogurt without a spoon?
 
trap it in a jar, take it to the vet, and have them dispose of it
P R O P E R L Y

how do i keep my computer from dieing on the inside?
 
Smash your head as hard as you can into the wall. Can't feel pain if you're knocked out.

How do I cook bacon without any cooking appliances, including basic fires?
 
Learn fire magic so you can make a fire to cook with.

How can I die without consequences?
 
Hike to a very high up cliff in a remote area nobody would ever go to, and pretend you're a pigeon and try to fly.

How do I eat my hamburger without actually eating it so I can eat it later?
 
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