IC Limbo.

Alright, fine. I'll be kind. So how was your day, Risbit?
I don't know.
Irene slow blinks, amazed by the fact Risbit doesn't even know if he's having a nice time.
...Do I need to say more? He's got antarctica's outdoor winter temperature as his IQ, in Fahrenheit!
 
"Alright so to confirm that I have everything right: Colt Navy Walker revolver, an 1856 brass frame Remington revolver, and a Marlin model 308, all of them modified and special design except the lever action rifle which I can model correct? and yes, please give me the measurements of your hands"
*Tethin's breathing hitches slightly as X-001 reads his order back to him.*
"Yes indeed. I'd be most grateful."

Alright, fine. I'll be kind. So how was your day, Risbit?
I don't know.
Irene slow blinks, amazed by the fact Risbit doesn't even know if he's having a nice time.
...Do I need to say more? He's got antarctica's outdoor winter temperature as his IQ, in Fahrenheit!
"Alright, sure. Time might not treat everyone fairly but it's still good to treat him with respect. Intelligence doesn't always mean competence, and I've known many idiots who've been nothing but amazing in what they do."
 
*Tethin's breathing hitches slightly as X-001 reads his order back to him.*
"Yes indeed. I'd be most grateful."
X-001 would take the measurements of Tethin's hand and go to his underground factory
"Alright, let's get to work"
 
A bit of ruffling can be heard, then nothing. Suddenly, Bow-Eye flies up into the air, dive-bombing into the head (D20:14*1.5=21), harmlessly removing the karambit knife and throwing it back over to Adeline, who catches it, before punching Golem's head with his Eyenite hand.
Adeline, seeing an opportunity, unties her eye bandage, revealing the empty hole in the place of her eye socket, her brain faintly being able to be seen from the darkness. It lightly bleeds, a drop falling out of it, and landing on the grass. A white sphere forms in front of her eye, glowing like a lightbulb. It appears to be charging, and it makes quite a noticeable noise.
(Golem's head flies back to its body, and it roars, rapidly forming a temple room of Lizhard Bricks. The other robot is thrown out of the room, leaving Bow-Eye and Adeline to fight Golem with no one else to back them up. Then, Golem punches at both of them with the speed and force of a bullet, aiming at Adeline's eye socket and Bow-Eye's weak point [15, 20])
 
(Did he forget to do true pacifist before genocide /j)
Roxas decides to look for Bright to let him know about Esther's temporary absence.
(I'm assuming Roxas can find Bright?)
 
...
Alright, What do you do for the Anomalis Aetherium outside of heroic stuff? Average-Man is the leader, making all major decisions... Sandwichen used to be the security system... Chis is the head of it's legal team... What do you usually do?

I was kind of a backup Sandwichen, basically I'd use my immortality & ice regeneration to just take hits forever until someone with genuine physical strength like Gaianix or Sir Stupid came and handled the threat.
...So your job is to get the :red: beaten out of you until somebody actually does something.
Yea.
...
Tethin, all he does is get socked in the face until someone actually does something. His career path is a punching bag. You can't expect me to take that seriously.
How much do you even get paid?

2,500,000 a year.
...2 and a half million a year for getting the :red: beat out of you.
Yeah. Several governments across the world pay the Anomalis Aetherium generously.
(Golem's head flies back to its body, and it roars, rapidly forming a temple room of Lizhard Bricks. The other robot is thrown out of the room, leaving Bow-Eye and Adeline to fight Golem with no one else to back them up. Then, Golem punches at both of them with the speed and force of a bullet, aiming at Adeline's eye socket and Bow-Eye's weak point [15, 20])
[...I say no to the Lihzahrd brick room, but everything else is fine.]
(D20: NAT20*1.25=25) Adeline easily weaves out of the way of the fist, continuing to charge the beam. The energy ball is about the size of her fist, and it's loud, like an engine.
(D20:11) Bow-Eye gets hit right in the stomach, causing him to blink, even if just for a second. Upon noticing he blinked, he tries to ensure it won't happen again. Bow-Eye throws the Bow-sickle right at the middle of the head, trying to cut it in two. (D20:10*1.5=15)
 
[...I say no to the Lihzahrd brick room, but everything else is fine.]
(D20: NAT20*1.25=25) Adeline easily weaves out of the way of the fist, continuing to charge the beam. The energy ball is about the size of her fist, and it's loud, like an engine.
(D20:11) Bow-Eye gets hit right in the stomach, causing him to blink, even if just for a second. Upon noticing he blinked, he tries to ensure it won't happen again. Bow-Eye throws the Bow-sickle right at the middle of the head, trying to cut it in two. (D20:10*1.5=15)
[13] (Golem's head pops off to try to dodge the scythe, which mostly works. Golem than creates many Spear Traps below Adeline, which quickly spear upwards at Adeline [4, 19, 1, 16, 14, 15])
 
(11, 13, 17, 4, 11, 10). Adeline, across all attacks manages to either avoid them or take minimal damage. There's various cuts across her, but without a second thought, she releases her ultimate attack, a large, bright beam of light, easily able to disintegrate the head, aiming the beam right at it. (Roll to dodge, defense is useless here.)
Bow-Eye, knowing the attack's power, covers his chest with his arm, blocking any shrapnel.
 
(11, 13, 17, 4, 11, 10). Adeline, across all attacks manages to either avoid them or take minimal damage. There's various cuts across her, but without a second thought, she releases her ultimate attack, a large, bright beam of light, easily able to disintegrate the head, aiming the beam right at it. (Roll to dodge, defense is useless here.)
Bow-Eye, knowing the attack's power, covers his chest with his arm, blocking any shrapnel.
[19] (Golem jumps over it, and while she is firing her beam, launches his fist at Adeline's face [15])
 
X-001 would take the measurements of Tethin's hand and go to his underground factory
"Alright, let's get to work"
"Much obliged!"
...
Alright, What do you do for the Anomalis Aetherium outside of heroic stuff? Average-Man is the leader, making all major decisions... Sandwichen used to be the security system... Chis is the head of it's legal team... What do you usually do?

I was kind of a backup Sandwichen, basically I'd use my immortality & ice regeneration to just take hits forever until someone with genuine physical strength like Gaianix or Sir Stupid came and handled the threat.
...So your job is to get the :red: beaten out of you until somebody actually does something.
Yea.
...
Tethin, all he does is get socked in the face until someone actually does something. His career path is a punching bag. You can't expect me to take that seriously.
How much do you even get paid?

2,500,000 a year.
...2 and a half million a year for getting the :red: beat out of you. Yeah. Several governments across the world pay the Anomalis Aetherium generously.
(For context, Tethin comes from a time period where $10 is about 200 in modern money, so that kind of money is absolutely unbelievable to him, no matter what the occupation.)

"I'm sorry, you what!? Can I join you? Back when I tried my hand at bounty hunting I got some 250 a year, and that went to my rather large family so I only ever got some $15 dollars in total. How is it with access to so much wealth?"
 
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(cobalt, did you see the Tom changes)
 
"Kill the bastard that killed me. I promise I'll come back."

(I feel called out)
"Would you like any company or back up? Just in case."
 
(Aight; I'm on mobile but I'll reply IC when I'm back on PC, as it might be a bit of a long post)
Roxas walks over to Bright.
"Hey... just wanted to let you know that Esther left to improve her battle skills. I'm not sure when she'll be back, but she said it'll hopefully only take a few days in our home world's time system, and she promised to stay safe."
"She also wanted me to let you know she really appreciates you because you don't see her as cold-hearted. She's used to being seen that way so someone not seeing her like that means a lot to her."
 
Roxas walks over to Bright.
"Hey... just wanted to let you know that Esther left to improve her battle skills. I'm not sure when she'll be back, but she said it'll hopefully only take a few days in our home world's time system, and she promised to stay safe."
"She also wanted me to let you know she really appreciates you because you don't see her as cold-hearted. She's used to being seen that way so someone not seeing her like that means a lot to her."
(Bright smiles. He doesn’t blush or get flustered, he’s just happy to have a friend.)

“She better be safe!”
 
(Bright smiles. He doesn’t blush or get flustered, he’s just happy to have a friend.)

“She better be safe!”
"I know her pretty well. If she makes a promise like that she'll try her absolute best to keep it."
 
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