Don't know how it starts, but I know that I'm in a forest.
Here's some basic details which are set trough the start to the end:
I'm a student in a rather large academy with a forest to boot.
I'm in some sort of a team, 6 people or so total.
Random newb-to-mid-gear fantasy student armor.
Didn't see any weapons on us except for non-student characters.
Subtitles.
So, I'm in the aforementioned forest. Taking a stroll away from my team who are also somewhere there, I think we were supposed to be camping.
I'm holding a jar and a lid.
There's a fairy around me.
Fairy goes in jar, I shut it, and hear a god damn gun shot sound.
The fairy says that when two fairies get together in a small place in that way, they make that noise for some reason.
Remember what I said about weapons?
Well, before I go on to that, I'd like to mention that I cloaked for some reason. Like, went invisible.
God damn ninja guards ran past me, probably to inspect the noise.
So I head back to where my team is, I ever so unhappily find them being scolded/loudly inspected by about 3 ninja guards and their leader.
As uncharacteristic as it is, instead of letting them take the heat and storm off else where, I uncloak behind the leader and start frantically apologizing.
Or, at least, I tried. The moment I uncloak and mutter an apology, she turns right back and tackles me to the ground, sword pointing at my neck uncomfortably close.
Don't appear behind people, children.
She realizes that I'm wearing student armor and hops off, apologizes are thrown around again like it's canada, and I'm taken away for closer inspection to resolve the case professionally. (I wasn't in trouble, but was still taken to resolve this in a "written" way)
At that moment, an intermission dream hit.
I
you not. I had a different dream INSIDE a larger dream. Even more interesting is the fact that the dream then linked itself back to the original one.
Basically I walk into a store at night. I take off my jacket which I had and...
...Shove a bunch of kinder finger boxes into a plastic bag and pay up to the cashier.
The cashier pulls out another bag with them and places them in front of me.
I take them and walk out the door, at which point he says "If you'll strip (?????) you get those free"
My response? "I already did"
...I had a hard time deciding if I should've even written this.
Anyway, I walk out, walk in a certain direction with no lights and a broken road with dust and sand, but turn around and head to an apartment building... While shoving kinder fingers into my mouth.
Anyways, I later appear inside the apartment with my entire team there. (hence the link. Oddly enough, the kinder ordeal completely vanished)
I explain that we just cleared up what happened back at the forest, a TV was on and some song was heard, though muffled.
Also, I saw subtitles as if this was a subbed anime episode.
I don't think I could actually read them, nor do I know in what language they were but... Subtitles.