Make someone absorb the non-issue!

[Ivyss]

People hate them and kill you.

I wish I could believe you.

 

[Animus Viral]

You don't til it whacks you in the face

















space.

 

[Ivyss]

You don't have a space suit.

I don't want to play waiting games.

 

[Animus Viral]

You are impatient to die, so you do.

Freedom!

 

[Ivyss]

Police mistake you for a terrorist and kill you.

I look at memes.

 

[Animus Viral]

your eyes melt at the site, and your head

hi there

 

[Cubic.]

Hello, you're dead!

I facepalm at what I have done.

 

[Ivyss]

You do it so hard you smash your head.

I get a rope.

 

[Cubic.]

Someone takes advantage of your rope and strangles you

LENNY ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Yello_X]

The maker of the Lenny face murders you
I water the garden

 

[Malfestio]

You get bit by a mosquito and die from an unknown disease.

I take a vacation

 

[Yello_X]

Your plane accidentally crashes into the heart of a volcano
I do a war cry

 

[Malfestio]

...instead of fighting, so you get killed.

I do my homework.

 

[Yello_X]

You didn't notice Freddy Krueger behind you
I go to a hospital

 

[Ivyss]

It takes too long, you don't survive.

I get a new CPU.

 

[Cubic.]

And get so cunfused you misuse it

I bite myself

 

[Ivyss]

Bad way to discover being venomous.

I feed my snake.

 

[Cubic.]

It's still hungry, it eats you.

I celebrate Christmas.

 

[Ivyss]

It's not december yet, people hating those that celebrate christmas early kill you.

I survive.

 

[Cubic.]

The statement above this one is 100% false.

I play Terraria. (Come get me)