RE LOGIC! -Terraria logic jokes!

[Fredbear]

The fact that Pinky is microbe sized but is stronger than its relatives
Or could it be the weight of the gold coins, adding to the density?(logical)

You can drink water while drowning in water
You probably just drink the fresh, non-distilled river water than the salty sea water(stupid)

Bottle disappears when consuming something in the bottle
Maybe the player felt so good after drinking the potion, he smashed the bottle(stupid)

There is no outcome when you combine Golden Shower, Mourning Wood, and Master Bait at a toilet.
Ironically, these are all penile items.

 

[Anth7150]

The fact that Pinky is microbe sized but is stronger than its relatives
Or could it be the weight of the gold coins, adding to the density?(logical)

You can drink water while drowning in water
You probably just drink the fresh, non-distilled river water than the salty sea water(stupid)

Bottle disappears when consuming something in the bottle
Maybe the player felt so good after drinking the potion, he smashed the bottle(stupid)

There is no outcome when you combine Golden Shower, Mourning Wood, and Master Bait at a toilet.
Ironically, these are all penile items.

Alright I'm just saying, but you probably got that pinky idea off me, didn't you?

 

[Fredbear]

Terraria=/=Minecraft
But both of them have Iron Swords
Iron has 4 letters in it
Sword has 5
4-5= -1
Terraria has 1 negative review
Minecraft has 1 negative review
-1+[-1]+[-1]=-3
Illuminati has 3 sides
3+[-3]=0
0 looks like an eye
Illuminati has 1
1+0=1
Latest Major update is 1.3
1x3=3
3+1=4
There is one Moon Lord
1.4 confirmed

ALLL ABOARD TEH HYPE TRAIN WHEEEEEE

 

[WilliamD]

Yoyos can be lethal

 

[MegaMage314 🌳]

Yoyos can be lethal

I'm sure that given the right circumstances, Yoyos could easily be made into deadly weapons (though they probably won't be as practical as they are in terraria).

 

[WilliamD]

Just throw a yoyo at your face and ur dead XD

 

[Ecna]

The Lunatic Cultist is the same size as you, and he flies around and shoots magic and stuff. The second you kill him, though, he drops a huge machine that turns celestial fragments into weapons.

 

[MorningSTAR-αΩ]

The Lunatic Cultist is the same size as you, and he flies around and shoots magic and stuff. The second you kill him, though, he drops a huge machine that turns celestial fragments into weapons.

I think the weight issue was already brought up with the gold

 

[MegaMage314 🌳]

Just throw a yoyo at your face and ur dead XD

If that Yoyo is covered in blades, fire, or poison, then probably. (Or someone could just throw it really hard)

 

[OnTarasMind]

The Nurse can slam down tons upon tons of syringes(Probably morphine) and is somehow still alive after twenty or so doses.

 

[Lecic]

King slime drops a ninja sword that MAGICALLY appeared out of thin air when he dies

No he doesn't? King Slime doesn't drop any ninja swords.

The fact that Pinky is microbe sized but is stronger than its relatives

Considering how Pinky drops pink gel which acts differently from normal gel, it's safe to assume that Pinky's composition is different from normal slimes.

 

[WilliamD]

No he doesn't? King Slime doesn't drop any ninja swords.



Considering how Pinky drops pink gel which acts differently from normal gel, it's safe to assume that Pinky's composition is different from normal slimes.

As a trophy

 

[PTpirahna]

The Lunatic Cultist is the same size as you, and he flies around and shoots magic and stuff. The second you kill him, though, he drops a huge machine that turns celestial fragments into weapons.

A mediumcore character is the same size as you, and he can fly around and shoot magic and stuff. The second you kill him, though, he is capable of dropping a huge machine that turns celestial fragments into weapons.

Hammerspace is a great thing.

 

[Kenishjooj]

7 Updates and they didn't buff the lame bone glove!!!

 

[TMB50]

7 Updates and they didn't buff the lame bone glove!!!

Probabily because it may not be UP.
A better question is why they have changed Shroomite armor for the worst even through it has been around long enough for them to know that it was already bad before 1.3

 

[Pino]

Don't know if it has been mentioned yet but changing what you make your armor looks like but using the same materials (Helmet variations) effect how it protects you and increases combat capability.

 

[MorningSTAR-αΩ]

Don't know if it has been mentioned yet but changing what you make your armor looks like but using the same materials (Helmet variations) effect how it protects you and increases combat capability.

The Spectre armor has an excuse though (magic. ain't gotta explain ), but the Shroomite armor is the worse offender for that.

BTW did you know an armor made out of mushroom paste can make you invisible?

 

[Lecic]

Don't know if it has been mentioned yet but changing what you make your armor looks like but using the same materials (Helmet variations) effect how it protects you and increases combat capability.

Good point! They should make it like real life, where every piece of armor made from the same amount of the same kind of material has the exact same protection and is suited for combat with the same weapons.

Different designs = different levels of defense and use in combat IRL too, pal.

 

[MorningSTAR-αΩ]

Armor made of mushrooms: 57 defense- 3rd highest defense...

Armor of pure iron: 9 defense- one of the worst armors in the game...

Because I just realized something....Even the Gold and Platinum Armor are more defensive that Iron. They're working in reverse! ('cept wood)

 

[theobadeo22]

People will live in houses without toilets... or showers. Where do they pee and wash. I hope its not the same place