Rock, Paper, Anything (from minecraft forums)

[Algot 120]

The spy is arrested for murder

 

[Player_Miner]

Spy is revealed by a random Pyro spraying fire everywhere and is promptly slain.

A mistake in the trail ruins the plans for sentencing.

 

[Ivyss]

The mistake is corrected by a lawyer in time for the spy to receive a death sentence.

 

[WilhelmOfPrussia]

The courtroom takes an artillery shell, destroying the courtroom and killing the judge.

 

[Animus Viral]

Then the courtroom is rebuilt.

 

[WilhelmOfPrussia]

Engineer "accidentally" builds a Sentry in the courtroom, which fires at everyone but the Engineer.

 

[Animus Viral]

The game was deleted, and so both the Engineer and the Sentry are gone, including all of the damage they did.

 

[Lmao.itzkrystal]

The game is reinstalled by your McDonald's Happy Meal

 

[Animus Viral]

*Chucks happy meal out of here*
THAT'S BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH!

 

[Lmao.itzkrystal]

Your health succumbs to death by a military warlord

 

[Animus Viral]

Who was also shot by an evil me.

 

[Lmao.itzkrystal]

The evil you gets eaten by the letter U

 

[Animus Viral]

Which gets eaten by 7 because 7 ate 9.

 

[Lmao.itzkrystal]

7 meats the number eleven, creating a gas station

 

[Ivyss]

Someone decides to light a cigarette there and blows up the whole place.

 

[Lmao.itzkrystal]

The cigarette gets thrown out, because they're NOT GOOD FOR YOU 11!11!!11!1!!1!1!!

 

[Animus Viral]

And that cigarette hits a paper trail coming from a busy and messy business man which sets fire to an entire cigarette store which sets fire to the nearby electric poles which causes complete blackout while the town is on fire.

 

[Player_Miner]

TORRENTIAL RAIN INBOUND! *fire gets destroyed by incredibly heavy rain*

 

[WilhelmOfPrussia]

Water from Rain reacts with a suddenly-appearing giant Sodium deposit causing a massive explosion

 

[Animus Viral]

Which destroys a portal frame that's powered to create an unstable dimensional rift that creates the end of the world.