Rock, Paper, Anything (from minecraft forums)

Algot 120

Eye of Cthulhu
Police arrest the thief.
 
the police are defunded by a corupt government (or however you spell that, I don't remember right now)
 
The corrupt government gets taken down by a civilian rebellion.
 
The civilian rebellion is stopped by Darth vader
 
Darth Vader gets defeated by the high ground.
 
The High ground gets defeated by falling to the low ground
 
The low ground sinks and got flooded like Atlantis!
 
The water that said low ground was flodded by is dried up by the sun
 
The sun is destroyed by a black hole.
 
the black hole is destroyed by god
 
God is defeated by atheism.
 
atheism is defeated by proof that god exists
 
That proof is quickly disproven by science.
 
Science is disproven by more recent discoveries.
 
those recent discoveries are proven false by better conducted experiments
 
The experiment are disproved by user errors.
 
user errors are abolished by perfectionist dictator
 
Perfectionist dictator loses a war they started to democratic powers.
 
democratic power's leader is backstabbed by spy
 
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