Rock, Paper, Anything (from minecraft forums)

[Augustulus]

I am the thief

 

[Algot 120]

you get shot by a sniper

 

[Augustulus]

I am the sniper

 

[Algot 120]

non continuity caused by you being in two places at the same time causes a paradox

 

[Augustulus]

My body is indeed a paradox causing me to become IMMUNE

 

[Algot 120]

You are banned for playing wrong

 

[Augustulus]

We are not in a simulation, thus it is impossible for anyone to get actually banned

 

[Algot 120]

not being in a simulation is defeated by an engineer building a reality simulator, we exist in said simulator to so we are technicaly in a simulation

 

[Augustulus]

I read the rules of said simulator and follow them perfectly

 

[Idelac0]

The rules are broken by a noob who doesn't even know what he's doing.

 

[Algot 120]

the noob gets educated by a beter player and eventualy becomes a pro

 

[Augustulus]

The pro is quickly found cheating inside the simulator and is then banned forever

 

[Ivyss]

And let back in by a hacker.

 

[Player_Miner]

Hacker gets arrested by the FBI.

 

[Blood Crawler]

FBI gets destroyed by mine!

Spoiler: :red:ing spoiler

(incorrect spelling is made for rhyme purposes)

 

[Algot 120]

mine is not yours

 

[Idelac0]

I steal the item by hiring a thief.

 

[Augustulus]

The thief instead decides to kill you, because as it turns out your alternate evil universe counterpart was actually the thief this whole time!

 

[Algot 120]

alternate universe evil idealack is defeated by a hero

 

[Ivyss]

The hero gets defeated by an actually competent villain.