Steal the loot!

In the meantime, Dharak found the real you and whacked you for me. Then he takes the loot.

He then takes off his mask, and it turns out to be me.
Oh, you!

My left eye then glowed b̶l̶u̶e red and I lifted you guys by magic and whacked you against the walls, knocking you both out. I take the loot while you dream about a̶ ̶b̶a̶d̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e 'dem legs'.
 
But it was my former self that had fake loot (and a clone DarkMarowak)
 
Then tappaja100 and I come out from behind you and whack you until you go into a coma.
 
lawl i simply steal the loot
 
then it exploded
 
and then i take loot
 
Your loot exploded too.
 
They were fake. Fake loot explodes in your face.
 
The real loot appears in some tree somewhere, where Bruce Lee is defending it.

He appears to be wielding a gun that shoots pictures of trumpets, and meanwhile I am wielding a gun that shoots John Cena music. I fight him and then my John Cena speaker gun blasts him of the tree and then I steal the loot, and go much higher above it.
The tree looks too hard to climb. However, I adapt the incredible knockback it had on me to scale the tree to the top.

And, somewhere in the tree, resides me and the true loot.
 
and I, the grrreat Dharak, and i shall take that loot before you grab it.
 
*fires myself at you*
OH GIT REKT SON 420 MLG 360 NOSCOPE FITE ME 1V1 ON RUST QUICKSCOPES ONLY M8

Gotta be careful around usernames, dude.
 
In the meantime, I grab the loot.
 
but bruce lee came back and obliterated you, but i poke him and he drops the loot before Bejing sent flying back to china.
I grab loot and press 'LB' to cloak, and use up on the D-pad to call in my titanfall, after it arrives, i get in it and run to the corner of the map to c̶a̶m̶p stand still and shoot anyone or thing I see.
 
I suddenly get a huge mecha duck with laser eyes and homing missiles and crush your titan before you even saw it.
I take the loot, fly away with my Mecha Duck and then go to some other place.
 
I suddenly have the power to possess people and I possess you into giving me the loot.
 
I eat popmen and take the loot
 
I respawn, and kill you with my dragon rekter 9000. The loot is mine.
 
It was my clone with fake loot
 
I see the true loot in front of me. I then proceed to wear Naruto's headband, take it, and use clone-making jitsu to make a clone of myself having yet another fake clone.

I then poof into a Bowser-Incorporated-Supah-Secret-Undiscoverable-Completely-Defended-Impossible-Temple-Of-Unbreakable-Hyper-Secured-Paradise-Of-Effecient-Saftey™
temple.
 
Infact that was a fake loot that one of my clones had, also: this messge comes form the owner of the real loot
 
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