Steal the loot!

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

since its air it is very weak, so I simply push one of the bars, resulting in the whole cage falling apart i enter next room and see you sleeping with loot 10 metres away from you. I grab it whip out my Der Eisendrache wolf bow, blow a hole in the wall and jump out

 

[Ivyss]

But due to the power you gave me that was a vision I made you see. You woke up in a cage of black holes

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

but the black holes all devoured each other except for one that spits out loot before vanishing.

 

[Ivyss]

But I never put the loot in there so its a fake loot, also black holes don't dissappear they combine into bigger black holes. Well, same result (sorta). I create an invisible unbreakable box around you.

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

the same blackhole from before sucks in the box bit by bit and floats off again. I craft a sword and hunt you down to see you standing under a cage unaware of it. I cut the rope holding the cage up making it fall on you and the surprise makes you drop the loot, I take it and jump out the window, Papyrus style!

 

[Ivyss]

I destroy the cage and your sword by disconnecting the atoms. Then I teleport the loot to myself and trap you in a maze without exits.

 

[TheUberCannon]

Meanwhile, I come across the discovery of unstable material production. I begin making this unstable, non-existential material to make a sword. I then find you and attack you with the unstable sword.

The sword was so unstable that other swords blocking it lose atom connection. My attack was successful and you were affected.
I take the loot and run.

 

[Ivyss]

Due to how unstable the sword is it destroys itself. I teleport the loot back to myself. I fix the wound and trap you with Dharak.

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

when you teleported him to me i teleported to his last location jump snatch loot out of your hand and run for it

 

[teag2]

I call the Grammar Police at you. When they catch you, I snatched the loot from behind their backs and run away!

 

[Ivyss]

Goes to safe area, then teleports loot to self

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

but in doing so you teleported me outside your safe area, and raid it with an incineration cannon

 

[Ivyss]

Incineration cannon you say, well I destroyed it on the atomic level. Also I get to a place only I can access and teleport the loot to myself. I also trap you back in the maze.

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

but in doing so you teleported my HC-XD behind your back, I pull out my wireless control panel and detonate it. I dig down 2 feet and found your dropped items. I honestly don't know how they got there, maybe cause it has to be somewhere all players can get it. I take loot, cloak it, put a fake in the hole and fill it in.

 

[Ivyss]

Oh that was an exact copy of the place except the loot was a fake so you replaced a fake with a fake. Then I disintegrate the 2 fakes.

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

{Childish mode=On]
But it wasn't, so i have loot

 

[Ivyss]

(adult talking to child mode)
Yes it was

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

nuh huh

 

[Ivyss]

Just takes the loot from Dharak and leaves

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

cries until you give me back loot then i run away

@Athazel we need renforcements!