Steal the loot!

[Ivyss]

Except you, because you're frozen.

 

[Algot 120]

Stop posting witchouth taking the loot so peapole can tell I have it

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

Suddenly the loot vanishes and lands in my cold hands. Turns out, it was yet another trap called inventory teleporter.

 

[Malfestio]

You die shortly after from being too cold. I take the loot and place behind a death barrier.

 

[Ivyss]

I poke out of the loot and freeze you and fly off without the loot.

 

[Malfestio]

I activate rewind, which unfreezes me. On your way out, you hit the death barrier and drop dead along with the loot. A take the loot and place it in the Earth's core.

 

[Ivyss]

I never took the loot, I specifically said that I didn't take it, also, I now freeze Earth's core, get the loot and disappear with it, after brutally murdering you 99999999999999999999999 times in a second.

 

[Malfestio]

A time bomb activates and reverses time to when loot was still in the death barrier.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

And then you forgot that I can respawn, right? Yeah, and your loot still got stolen with YET ANOTHER trap, called this time the Extractinator, which took the loot along with death barrier and rewind ability, straight into my hands, with death barrier surrounding me wide, long and high enough for me to not die of it. (Simply saying - big enough).

 

[Algot 120]

You die due to being on the wrong side of it and I get the loot and hide it in [Data Redacted]

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

I steal the loot by letting you get killed by lack of breathable atmosphere in Void, than taking it and getting back to Earth, all taking 0.01 ms

 

[Algot 120]

 

[Ivyss]

Your post does not give you the loot.

 

[Electroman102]

I take the loot, put it in a Zip drive, and then delete everything on it

 

[Algot 120]

I take the loot from the void (all deleted files go there)

 

[Animus Viral]

While you're in the void, I use the power of shredding tools to obliterate the loot from the void, to make it exist again and Electroman102 gets it again.

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

I point out that the loot smells like poo and electroman yeets it at me

 

[Animus Viral]

Slime rancher gun sucks it up and I feed it to my giant slime so if you kill it, you'll get a slime key instead.

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

I preform an excorsism to remove it

 

[Animus Viral]

A slime starts to eat it again.