Terraria Bad Ideas

  • The Tinkerer now "helps" you by randomly reforging weapons in chests.
  • Ankh Charms now have durability. After taking a certain number of hits, your Ankh Shield will turn back into an Obsidian Shield.
  • Nerfed the Moon Lord's item pool by adding eight more weapons, none of which are nearly as powerful as the current ones, but with an equal chance to be dropped instead of them.
  • In hardmode, Meteorites are larger, land more frequently, and will pass through any structure less than 20 blocks thick- including skybridges and house roofs.
 
-Bound wizard changed to angry bound wizard, freeing him will turn you into a frog.
-As a frog you cant do anything, and there will be a permanent slime rain.
-Running into the edge of the world causes you to fall of and prevents you from getting back ever.
-Buffed all pre hardmode bosses to moon lord level, and you can only hurt them with copper shortsword.
-Holding unicorn on a stick spawns 200 unicorns every second, and you are given -50 defence.
 
- The game now has an 0.1% chance every hour to cause Seismic Quake, Altering the terrain above, And below ground. NPC Houses are capable of being destroyed during this event. 0.5% chance every hour in Hardmode.
- Seismic Quake chance is doubled in Expert Mode.
- Seismic Quakes can only happen once every 7 days. (However this is dropped to 3 days on Expert Mode)
- The game now shakes the camera for a duration of a Seismic Quake.
- Colliding with something during a Seismic Quake causes the player damage.
- Fall damage is increased by a factor of 250% during a Seismic Quake.
- The minimal distance to travel for fall damage is reduced by a factor of 100% during a Seismic Quake.
- NPC's will attempt to hide under any table-item accessible in their house.
- If an NPC house is destroyed with an NPC inside, The NPC dies.
- Sky Islands, As well as buildings/terrains that are a certain distance above the surface are unaffected by Seismic Quakes. (360+ on Small, 640+ on Medium, and 850+ on Large worlds.)
 
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Terraria: life simulator, now in 2-D!
Lemme make a list
(sorry if I hurt your brain)
-Hunger
-Thirst
-Physical Form
-Morale
-Intelligence
-Sociality
-Spirituality
-Hygiene
-Stamina
-Fatigue
-Debts
-Mortgage
-Insurance
-Computer Speed
-Waste Management
-Bodily Waste Management
-Temperature
-Durability
-Electricity
-Brain Damage
-Weight
-Air Quality
-Entertainment
-Withdrawal from consumables
-Circulation
-Pest Control
-Laws
-Interaction
-Spiciness
-Suicidal Actions
-Stress
 
* Troll Mod - You play as the NPCs, your job is to stand in front of chests when the player is trying to use them, open the doors at night and let zombies in, and stand underwater until you drown. Achieving a high score earns you the achievement: "NPC fixes? What NPC fixes?"
Beautiful
 
-Walking or looking in the direction of the sun causes you to get a bloom effect on screen. And doing it for long periods often will cause the player to go blind.
-drinking more than 2 buff potions causes the player to go sick. While sick you have less movement speed and attack, and you cant jump/fly as high.
-Drinking 5 more buff potions after that will reverse all potion effects active, for double their regular time.
 
Abusing buff or health potions causes you to experience withdrawal symptoms if you go too long without taking a potion. But you can totally quit any time you want, really. Just... maybe not right now.
 
-Using the moon charm, moon shell or celestial shell to become a werewolf will cause...
-A need to feed on nearby NPCs or enemies, more is gained from NPCs.
-If you dont feed at any point of the night you will loose TONS of stats when day comes.
-You will also be hunted by the arms dealer, who will one shot you with a silver bullet. So stay away!

-Minging any block will cause an explosion where that block was.
 
-Using the moon charm, moon shell or celestial shell to become a werewolf will cause...
-A need to feed on nearby NPCs or enemies, more is gained from NPCs.
-If you dont feed at any point of the night you will loose TONS of stats when day comes.
-You will also be hunted by the arms dealer, who will one shot you with a silver bullet. So stay away!
You'll also experience uncomfortable hair growth... everywhere...
 
1.3.1
RoD now is a 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%
drop from moon lord, only in rage mode.
Rage mode for the moon lord makes all his stats*10 and is triggered when there is any coins in inventory. If you fail to defeat the moon lord in rage mode, all items in all chests, safes, piggybanks,and inventories in all single player worlds and all players become dirt
[DOUBLEPOST=1441590368,1441590205][/DOUBLEPOST]1.3.2 Screw coins in inventory. Moon lord is now permanently in rage mode
 
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