My friends, foes, enemies, this night i declare a feast, a final celebration, of successes both great and small. This day may we remember our time together, and drink lemonade with joy and spirit, for this feast may be our last. I have to go now, by the time this feast ends and the sun dawns a new day, i will be off on a quest. I may return, i may not, but what needs doing must be done, if i do not return, so be it, may this feast be remembered in times of both glee and sorrow, and may this day be told for decades to come. To the 3000th posters. Cheers.
Now then, i best be off finding that stupid turtle pet for the trophy.