The Button

[Starhunter55]

This is a game where you push a button. When you push the button, ANYTHING can happen! The only rule is that you can only push the button(or use an item) once per cycle. One cycle is basically when I update what happened when you pushed the button. The more the button is pushed in a cycle, the more crazy the results are! Not much else to say, go push the button!

 

[Varsia]

*Presses button*
*leans back, begins flipping coin*

 

[Starhunter55]

*Presses button*
*leans back, begins flipping coin*

A robot comes out of a hatch, and steals your coin!

 

[Varsia]

*presses button*
*crushes robot*
*collects coin*
*learns against wall, flips coin*

 

[colDelay]

*presses button*
*drinks a zip of coffee from the cup*

 

[Starhunter55]

*presses button*
*crushes robot*
*collects coin*
*learns against wall, flips coin*

Your coin suddenly becomes a copper shortsword! OBTAINED: Copper Shortsword

*presses button*
*drinks a zip of coffee from the cup*

A coffee machine pops out of the wall!

 

[Varsia]

*presses button*
*twirls Copper Shortsword around in his hand*

 

[colDelay]

*gets crushed by the coffee machine and falls in a coma*
*3 years later pushes the button again*
*hides behind a van to not get hit*

 

[Starhunter55]

*presses button*
*twirls Copper Shortsword around in his hand*

an SJW appears and lectures you about male priviledge.

*gets crushed by the coffee machine and falls in a coma*
*3 years later pushes the button again*
*hides behind a van to not get hit*

The van explodes.

 

[colDelay]

*presses button*
*climbs on top of the machine*

 

[Varsia]

*presses button*
*stabs SJW*

 

[Starhunter55]

*presses button*
*climbs on top of the machine*

A door opens!

*presses button*
*stabs SJW*

You found a broken hero sword! you can use your turn to craft the True copper shortsword
The SJW is a vampire.

 

[Varsia]

*crafts True Copper Shortsword*
*begins twirling the True Copper Shortsword*

 

[Starhunter55]

*crafts True Copper Shortsword*
*begins twirling the True Copper Shortsword*

True copper Shortsword crafted!

 

[Varsia]

*presses button*
*finds another button and presses it*

 

[Starhunter55]

*presses button*
*finds another button and presses it*

The other button explodes.
and the other button is a detonator for every tumblr server in existience.
thank you.

 

[Varsia]

*presses button*
*begins wildly flailing his True Copper Shortsword about*

 

[Murphmario]

*presses button*
*prepares Terra Blade for anything that happens*

 

[Varsia]

*presses button*
*Waits for death*

 

[Weetile]

*presses button*
"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!"
"YOU RECEIVED: DEATH!"