The Gravity-Challenged Terrarian

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Heay gusays, do yu aend Bloddy spline hev a swhoewor? I'm smuely apuerently aund Bloudly spline ish tou reedy!


Oh, that's just Worm Food and bloody spine. I'm just a clockwork skull just sitting around here just waiting for Bandage.
 
Hey gravity is back :D That's cool... Hey, why didn't we re-open our thread Nosky?
Because you're lazy and got annoyed at making the chapters...
Oh... yeah... WELL MAYBE in the future :)
No, you said never again... ever.
m8 u shut the fk up or I'm going to fekin rip your hed off and smack your mthr across da face wit eet.
O.O..... *slowly wals away*
YOU TOO BUNNY.
Erm excuse me when did i get involved in this dilemma?
>:O
 
Hey guys! It's me, Water gun! I was selected white text did you know that?
Gratz Water Gun!
Heh, I remember that when it happened. I thought you couldn't talk until somebody quoted that post.
I KNEW THERE WAS INVISIBLE TEXT!
Lies. I heard you say "HA, HE CAN'T TALK."
(CF and GS have shouting match in the background) Anyways, when will the next chapter be released?
I don't know.
I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Gravity.
Oh, sorry. Anyways, when will the next chapter be released?
I just said that.
Well I want to know too!
*at Gravity* When will the next chapter be released?
 
I'm gold coin, you are worthless!
*sigh* Well Plat-

I'm silver coin! I'm the BEST!!!
SHUT UP SLIVER COIN.


*faint shouting in the distance*


*sigh* Hey Rope, what should we do?
Let's go beat up the next guy who talks!
 
Umm...
I wanna swordbeam someone.
Shut up, EE. (Elemental Excalibur)
Nah.
Fine. Just go and spawnkill all those Dark Matter Slimes or something...
*summons Oblivion*
EE?
*ignores*
EE! EE--*sees Oblivion* WHY?! Just because I have 800 health, that doesn't mean I'm invincib--*gets impaled by purple Oblivon Head*
*runs off*
*catches EE* Got 'ya! *stuffs EE in chest* I don't really like him. The only reason I really keep him around is because he's powerful. Really powerful. 300+ damage. Hey, RP!
Yeah?
Go get me a Naughty Present or two.
c:
 
Gratz Water Gun!
Heh, I remember that when it happened. I thought you couldn't talk until somebody quoted that post.
I KNEW THERE WAS INVISIBLE TEXT!
Lies. I heard you say "HA, HE CAN'T TALK."
(CF and GS have shouting match in the background) Anyways, when will the next chapter be released?
I don't know.
I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Gravity.
Oh, sorry. Anyways, when will the next chapter be released?
I just said that.
Well I want to know too!
*at Gravity* When will the next chapter be released?
What he said on his profile:
I think it'll have to wait for now, as I'm pretty busy with Uni, as well as I'm taking a break from Terraria due to a run that kinda put me off playing for a while. (Word of the wise: farming and waiting for RNG-controlled elements of the game is EXTREMELY boring.)
 
Oh boy. I think we left this madness going for a little too long. Damn you, alerts system!

Cue reply spam.
When will Gravity capture a glowy glowing snail?
And when will Gravity get Rainbow Dye? (INTENSE.)
By the way, can you see this text?
If so, then invisible text is impossible.
Rainbow dye is a thing? Huh. Sounds interesting.

Me wants.

(And yes, invisi text is impossible.)
Look, we know you love the Guide very much, but that's the thing that have to happen. Don't belive me? Here, I'll show you:
-Step 1 of 4: Kill Voodoo Demon
-Step 2 of 4: Take the Guide Voodoo Doll
-Step 3 of 4: Throw it into the lava in The Underworld
-Step 4 of 4: Kill Wall of Fle- (shh, you, shhh)
Oh well, ask FG. He might know since he's made of hellstones, which can be found in the underworld.
SERIOUSLY.
EVERYONE.
LAY
OFF
MY
GUIDE.

SHEESH.

I think it'll be more fun if I, for once, was not the one destroying things. So Gravity can live in his ignorance. *Cooks Instant Popcorn*
Good series. I enjoy it .
Thanks!
We did put a lot of work into it!
Until the editor temporarily abandoned it, but still.
Hmmm...
Are swords living?
Well, duh.
Why do you think some swords can release beams? Because they're 'magical'? Hah!
In what universe aren't swords living?
Certainly not this one.
Well this thread is for sure dying.
W-
Hey guys! It's me, Water gun! I was selected white text did you know that?
'I think it'll have to wait for now, as I'm pretty busy with Uni, as well as I'm taking a break from Terraria due to a run that kinda put me off playing for a while. (Word of the wise: farming and waiting for RNG-controlled elements of the game is EXTREMELY boring.)' <--- Statement the editor made on his profile. (And no, the 'run' he speaks of has nothing to do with me. Think more Hardcore-Night's Edge-Excalibur-Terra Blade-Waiting for Solar Eclipse-Ragequit-Style run.)

...no. I didn't know that was you, WG.
Too bad, WG, I'm afraid I'll have to incinerate you, since you killed me before, with your stupid water-shooting ability. WISP SPIN!
Woah woah woah, back up.

WG.
Killed Wisp.

...

I'm done.
this is leaving a weird feeling on me
In what way? :confused:
Zoe. Traitor to the mages. For this you will die once the doom is upon us. And the evil spreads all.
Child. Learn well mine magic, for else you shall die, as the doom spreads. And the evil.
Guide. Die slowly, for thy beast of living flesh shall die, and the doom unleashed.

Sorry, DS's being mystic again.
Ouch. Someone woke up on the wrong side of the lava pool.

Sorry, honey, but being a mage's toy just wasn't my thing.

So, Zoe used to belong to the mages, right?....
You can borrow my trash can, lava pit, deadly room filled with traps and lava to kill her or lock her.
Wisp be quie-
Or summons all bosses to kill her.
Or throw her in the Corruption and leave her there.
Ah god pixie and shadow orb, you're not even a spell!
We are.
Kind of
Not anymore.
Technically.
So...
DS, honey, why don't you pay them a visit? >;P

Heay gusays, do yu aend Bloddy spline hev a swhoewor? I'm smuely apuerently aund Bloudly spline ish tou reedy!


Oh, that's just Worm Food and bloody spine. I'm just a clockwork skull just sitting around here just waiting for Bandage.
This is almost like a sentience epidemic.
Hey gravity is back :D That's cool... Hey, why didn't we re-open our thread Nosky?
Because you're lazy and got annoyed at making the chapters...
Oh... yeah... WELL MAYBE in the future :)
No, you said never again... ever.
m8 u shut the fk up or I'm going to fekin rip your hed off and smack your mthr across da face wit eet.
O.O..... *slowly wals away*
YOU TOO BUNNY.
Erm excuse me when did i get involved in this dilemma?
>:O
...
*Slowly backs away*
Gratz Water Gun!
Heh, I remember that when it happened. I thought you couldn't talk until somebody quoted that post.
I KNEW THERE WAS INVISIBLE TEXT!
Lies. I heard you say "HA, HE CAN'T TALK."
(CF and GS have shouting match in the background) Anyways, when will the next chapter be released?
I don't know.
I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Gravity.
Oh, sorry. Anyways, when will the next chapter be released?
I just said that.
Well I want to know too!
*at Gravity* When will the next chapter be released?
Well, let's see... the editor's Uni exam period... let's see...
*Quick browse of calendar*
It says here his last exam is Thursday week, AEDST time.

So maybe... at least before Sunday week? Maybe?
Look at these weirdo's talking to imaginary alter-egoes...
Yeah lol what losers.
I know right.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahhah... ohhhhh, too good.
I'm gold coin, you are worthless!
*sigh* Well Plat-

I'm silver coin! I'm the BEST!!!
SHUT UP SLIVER COIN.


*faint shouting in the distance*


*sigh* Hey Rope, what should we do?
Let's go beat up the next guy who talks!
DID SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING ABOUT COINS?
Umm...
I wanna swordbeam someone.
Shut up, EE. (Elemental Excalibur)
Nah.
Fine. Just go and spawnkill all those Dark Matter Slimes or something...
*summons Oblivion*
EE?
*ignores*
EE! EE--*sees Oblivion* WHY?! Just because I have 800 health, that doesn't mean I'm invincib--*gets impaled by purple Oblivon Head*
*runs off*
*catches EE* Got 'ya! *stuffs EE in chest* I don't really like him. The only reason I really keep him around is because he's powerful. Really powerful. 300+ damage. Hey, RP!
Yeah?
Go get me a Naughty Present or two.
c:
Excuse me while I bang my head on a table for not knowing who RP is.
What he said on his profile:
Thanks for letting the people know! :D
This is really cool, but that text color hurts my eyes on the new forums. <.>
That is so true. This is why I've taken to lining my voice with a lighter purple, so hopefully it won't melt people's eyes like my last voice did.
Ummmm... Anyone there?
^
I
I
Yep.

The anticipation is high, is it not?
Good to know. Now to capitalise on it, Hollywood style.

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DISCLAIMER - This may or may not be multiple chapters ahead of the last posted chapter.

Now excuse me while I empty a water jug so my voice doesn't fail.
 
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We need new chapters, and I mean NOW.
Yea wisp i- Wait WHEN THE HELL DID YOU BECOME PINK?
Since you give me the dye.
WHEN? HOW?
A few minutes ago, you died and it was MEDIUMCORE dumba-
Whoops, I dropped you into the lava.
HAHAHA YOU FOOL, I'-
[Evil Wisp was slain by Minh's Magical RMB and he was left in the Lowest of the Low]
So who's laughing NOW huh? [Spawn Wisp]
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SERIOUSLY.
EVERYONE.
LAY
OFF
MY
GUIDE.
Haha, just wait and see.
Please let him enter hardmode. Can't wait to see his face
 
We need new chapters, and I mean NOW.
Yea wisp i- Wait WHEN THE HELL DID YOU BECOME PINK?
Since you give me the dye.
WHEN? HOW?
A few minutes ago, you died and it was MEDIUMCORE dumba-
Whoops, I dropped you into the lava.
HAHAHA YOU FOOL, I'-
[Evil Wisp was slain by Minh's Magical RMB and he was left in the Lowest of the Low]
So who's laughing NOW huh? [Spawn Wisp]
Well, let's see... the editor's Uni exam period... let's see...
*Quick browse of calendar*
It says here his last exam is Thursday week, AEDST time.

So maybe... at least before Sunday week? Maybe?
Haha, just wait and see.
We will. Don't worry about that. ;P

It'll make it all the more hilarious when Gravity freaks out.
 
*Bomb rolls, picks up a dirt block for some reason, and throws it at Light's Bane*
*This shocks Tungsten Bar, who falls on Cog and kills him. And then falls into a lava pit, but then a nearby player makes a tungsten bar and then buys a gear from Steampunker*
 
Well... good to see this thread is back in action!
Yep.
Aw, bloody 'ell. Your text is like Water Gun's!
Lemme help you out there.

Thanks. Now people can see what I am saying. Awesome. Yeah.
Either way, looking forward to the next Chapter! Gravity's luck... just... wow...
I know, right? Like, seriously, how does one find such a weapon? I heard that ES was just a myth until-
Well... Wooden Sword, you have changed. Huh.
 
So... what is this?
A little something we cooked up around about a few months ago now.

Little did we know of the RNG-flipping when we did, though.
*Bomb rolls, picks up a dirt block for some reason, and throws it at Light's Bane*
*This shocks Tungsten Bar, who falls on Cog and kills him. And then falls into a lava pit, but then a nearby player makes a tungsten bar and then buys a gear from Steampunker*
Uhhh... com again? :confused:

Well... good to see this thread is back in action!
Yep.
Aw, bloody 'ell. Your text is like Water Gun's!
Lemme help you out there.

Thanks. Now people can see what I am saying. Awesome. Yeah.
Either way, looking forward to the next Chapter! Gravity's luck... just... wow...
I know, right? Like, seriously, how does one find such a weapon? I heard that ES was just a myth until-
Well... Wooden Sword, you have changed. Huh.
Yeah... grey backgrounds are not conducive to our old voice colour.

BTW guys, I received a letter from our editor. It reads:

'One down, two to go. Blergh.'

I think he's talking about his exams...?
So your saying he's getting closer to coming back on board?
I think so...
About time... this playthrough needs some sort of kickstarter come next chapter.
 
Hey LB, that door hinge is rusty...
*50 seconds later*
Now I have more questions.
1. When will gravity make a invention for once?
2. When will gravity get a snowball launcher? (fun fact: you get snow launchers from snow flinxs, as a rare drop)
3. When will-*a gun shoots me in the face, then breaks into a studio and shoots a buzzer and shoots some other things then breaks out*
 
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