The most Overcomplicated Board Game Ever

I use a 1-up mushroom while im dead and bash all your soldiers

I say "looks like I've gotten a ONE UP on u!!!!!"
 
You are arrested and put on trial for your bad pun. You are found guilty and your PUNishment is a life sentence.

I have my wizard resurrect the soldiers you killed.
 
a bombomb breaks me out

I use all the prisoners to mash your base
 
My wizard casts a Phantasmal Death Ray while I cast a Phantasmal Life Ray causing both rays to cancel each other out in a massive explosion that destroys all the invaders.

I imprison Goofy Guy in a pocket dimension.
 
pocket dimension merges wwith this dimension

I use my infinity stones to make you explode
 
All nine of my wizards band together to cast the ultimate shield spell with the source of mana itself.

I teleport your infinity stones into my base then I use them to Thanos snap you out of existence.
 
my prisoner escapees steal your stones and uses them to bring me back

I get triggered because this is way too many alerts and :red:t on your computer
 
You get more alerts on your computer

I summon a mosquito
 
My summon ward prevents that from happening.

I send tanks to attack the NP's base.
 
I shout "IM BACK" so loud your tanks explode
 
You did nothing so every card in your deck turns into a 'Nothing' card that does nothing.

I redesign my tanks so that they can't be destroyed by extremely loud shouting.
 
One word: acid

I smack your base with a slap hand from terraria and it flys it the sun
 
My base is equipped with rockets so it flies out of the way of the sun.

I destroy the planet with death lasers.
 
I put up a shield around the planet

I use 'Haxxor' card so ur rockets malfunction and direct u into the sun
 
My base's rockets are not connected to the internet so your card is wasted.

I delete the entire universe except for my base.
 
your base has nothing to exsist in

I skip a turn
 
By skipping your turn you skip everything you have ahead in time. Due to this, everything you have is now buried in solid objects.

I re-exist the universe.
 
Hold on when did you get a world reset card? In fact I don't think it ever happened. Let's check your sleeves.

I check your sleeves and find many many cards.
 
Every card you pull from my sleeves is played on you and you get annihilated.

I fire my railguns at everyone's bases. (Except for my base, obviously.)
 
But I activate a transmutation skill that turns all of the bullets into nerf foam bullets.

I put a card down that audibly says E
 
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