The most Overcomplicated Board Game Ever

[leafsaber47]

You can't draw more than one card per turn.

I play a Wrath of God card from MTG which was reforged to Godly.

 

[Ivyss]

It gets counterd with an uno reverse card.

I drop a literal bomb on the playing board.

 

[leafsaber47]

The bomb affects all players in the game.

I put a giant 64-sided die on the table that reforges all cards in the game like Terraria weapons. It is weighted towards Broken.

 

[Ivyss]

The cards reforged to broken physically break.

I leave and have an illusion of myself stay at the game table.

 

[XtroyX0r]

I play the Reveal Illusions card, dispelling all illusions.

I play a Switch Deck card, swapping my (empty) deck with the discard pile because the card says "This card can be played on either another player's deck or the discard pile."

 

[Andy The Guide]

the first card is a 'uno reverse' so u have to put away the discard pile and take ur empty deck back

 

[Ordinary Orange]

You go back ∞ spaces for doing nothing

I use necropost

 

[Andy The Guide]

if somebody goes back infinity spots the next turn is neglected

i use infinity stones to destroy this thread

 

[Ordinary Orange]

Hah lol nope

I play chess

 

[Andy The Guide]

u get checkmated

i grab a guide voodoo doll and throw it in the lava

 

[deletedaccount12]

You cannot do that. This is a board game.

I play an attack turn on you for necro posting on every single thread that exists.

 

[_tenfictions_]

i use reverse of reverse

i play a chess piece

 

[Andy The Guide]

you take your own king

I summon moon lord to incinerate this board game

 

[XtroyX0r]

I use a Reflect card, causing the the Moon Lord and it's summoner to get incinerated instead.

I send my army to destroy Goofy Guy's base.

 

[Andy The Guide]

my base is made of luminite

I nuke XtroyX0r's base

 

[XtroyX0r]

Your nukes were sabotaged so that they don't explode.

I fire a very large railgun that can destroy the entire universe at Goofy Guy's base.

 

[Andy The Guide]

I put the coke machine from COKE MACHINE! in front of it.

I make the coke machine spit out moon lord

 

[XtroyX0r]

I send the Moon Lord back into COKE MACHINE! so I can stuff it in the coke machine.

I turn Goofy Guy into a potato using dark magic.

 

[Andy The Guide]

but im a giant potato so I squash you
(lol this is a two man show spreading across 2 threads)
Phantasmal death ray comes out of coke machine

 

[XtroyX0r]

One of my wizards resurrects me then I cast a Phantasmal Life Ray at it causing the two rays to cancel each other in a massive explosion that wipes Goofy Guy's base off the map.

I send my soldiers to search the ruins of Goofy Guy's base.