The recipe

[Ivyss]

Add human blood

 

[Yoshi28]

Add 3 tablespoons grated Parmesan.

 

[Ivyss]

Add a pizza

 

[My name is]

Mix it with SCP-500

 

[Yoshi28]

Add 2 liters chilled monkey saliva

 

[My name is]

Heat it using a nuclear reactor

 

[Yoshi28]

Dip into liquid nitrogen for 90 seconds, take up to the top of the Burj Khalifa and throw it downwards ( use sufficient cold protection!) Take all remaining pieces and mold together in a trash compactor and mold into a circle then use its bounciness to bounce it on concrete EXACTLY 81 times then bake until golden brown.

 

[Streyll]

Add an entire human, except for the blood.

 

[Yoshi28]

Stir in pot for 3 minutes.

 

[Yoop90-]

add salad

 

[AverageAnimalAppreciator]

a-add one drop of w-water

add salad

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

[Yoshi28]

Add 4 drops Scorpion poison.

 

[Yoop90-]

a-add one drop of w-water

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Because


put it in the toaster

 

[Ivyss]

Put the toaster into a place of eternal darkness.

 

[My name is]

Retrieve the toaster and dissasemble it chemically

 

[Ivyss]

Suffer from unending pain.

 

[Streyll]

Add salt.

 

[Ivyss]

Put it in space for 5 years.

 

[Streyll]

Cook outside on a road during a day that is over 30°c.

 

[Ivyss]

Break the container