Weird solutions to ordinary problems!

Build an anarchic government.

The toaster isn't working.
 
Breathe on the toast until it might eventually cook.

I can't breathe.
 
Eat an oxygen tank.

I got stuck on the Watcher Knight boss from Hollow Knight.
 
Buy a watch and mutilate it in front of him, intimidating him into dying by himself.

I am unsuccessful at trying to catfish pedophiles.
 
manipulate time, become 6, try again

I keep saying the same things over and over.
 
Drink 12 wax shots under a minute

dying internally
 
Die externally as well.

I'm tired
 
play awaken

there are aztec vampire strippers outside my door
 
Eat a single slice of pizza with a single clove of garlic on it at 3:42(AM) on monday the 5th of february in an abandoned warehouse exactly 500 cubic meters in volume in Kano.

That's an extremely specific solution.
 
Don't solve the problem because it's too specific.

I am a freak of nature.
 
Make nature more freaky, then you'll fit in.


I have a PDF of a MIPS32 quick reference guide.
 
Make it a slow reference guide instead.

I've been having this same headache for over a week now.
 
Remove your head. You can't have a headache without a head.

Timezones exist.
 
Go back in time and kill Sandford Fleming, relieving the National Canada Railway of an engineer, and preventing time zones from existing.

I don't have a poutine.
 
Go to Russia.

I'm constantly in pain.
 
Go to Russia.

I'm sick of Russia.
 
Go to Belarus.

I can't seem to stop loophole abusing.
 
Go to therapy.

I can't afford to go to Belarus.
 
Steal from a Belarus bank.
I am bad at spriting.
 
Go to a grammar school, shove their books into your brain area, and get better grammar.
I am not a dragon.
 
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