Weird solutions to ordinary problems!

[Evil Ghost Lady]

Destroy the thing your lost in.

I'm dead.

 

[Chococlover641]

think of a way to reincarnate yourself

I'm dumb

 

[Evil Ghost Lady]

Get a new brain.

I'm bored.

 

[Ivyss]

Just stop being bored.

I am in pain.

 

[Streyll]

Remove the part of your brain that causes you to feel pain and set it on fire.

I am listening to a song, but I need to do something else that I can't listen to the song while I'm doing it, and I also want to finish the song.

 

[Ivyss]

Procrastinate. Oh wait, that's not a weird solution. Uhh... kill whoever told you to do the thing.

I'm still in pain.

 

[Chococlover641]

Numbing shot (medicine)

My computer wont work

 

[Ivyss]

Just beat the damn thing.

I'm feeling unwell.

 

[Streyll]

Jump in a well then.

I need sleep, but I want to do other things instead.

 

[AccurateJaney]

S: Stay up until you pass out at your desk

P: I haven't worked on my many projects in months

 

[Streyll]

Hire security guards and then force other people to complete your projects for you.

I procrastinate too much.

 

[Ivyss]

Procrastinate on procrastinating.

I need a drink.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Shoot a water bottle from the moon over to your house.

I'm bored.

 

[Ivyss]

Stab yourself in the brain.

Its way too hot where I am.

 

[CursedSliver]

Fly to Antarctica.

Global Climate just increased by 5 celsius.

 

[Chococlover641]

freeze ray

Im hungy

 

[CursedSliver]

Hook yourself with a machine that constantly injects nutrients into your bloodstream so you never have to eat again!

I run out of M&M's.

 

[Chococlover641]

Buy all the M&M's in the world. Along with all the M&M factories.

I exist

 

[Picklenugget8]

Donate yourself to kars4kids

 

[Ivyss]

A problem wasn't provided to be solved.