Weird solutions to ordinary problems!

[Streyll]

Change your species into a dragon, and change someone else into a deer, then eat the deer.

I need to get something done, but I don't have enough time.

 

[Ivyss]

Just give up.

I have no motivation.

 

[Streyll]

Have someone set you on fire every time you don't do something.

It's too hot in the room I am in.

 

[Ivyss]

Just break the outside wall, that'll get some cooler air in.

People have unrealistic expectations for me.

 

[Streyll]

Make them look bad so you look good in comparison.

I need to sleep,

 

[Ivyss]

Just don't.

I'm hungry.

 

[Streyll]

Start eating yourself.

I need to get something done, but I don't have enough time to do it and also still be able to do other things.

 

[Marcato]

Learn how to accomplish tasks with your feet and multitask when necessary, it's not like burnout is a thing...

Need to write a song

 

[My name is]

Kidnapp a song writer to do it for you.

Idk what my pfp should be.

 

[IndigoGollum]

Hack the website and remove all profile pictures.

Gravity doesn't fit into the Standard Model of particle physics.

 

[Streyll]

Get rid of both physics and gravity, then start from scratch.

The room I am in is too hot.

 

[Ivyss]

Break all the walls, that way you should get a nice cooling breeze in there.

It's too hot where I am except it's also outside of the room I'm in.

 

[Streyll]

Blow up the sun so it stops making everything so hot.

I need more time to do something.

 

[Chococlover641]

Then dont do anything else but that.

My phone has low battery.

 

[Ivyss]

Rip open your phone, take out the battery, buy a new battery, and put the new one in.

I can't think of what to put for a problem here.

 

[Chococlover641]

Break something then you have a problem.

My nose is bleeding.

 

[FalloutGuy645]

Duct tape your entire nose to stop the bleeding

I’m losing my hearing

 

[Chococlover641]

Cut your ears off and call a surgeon to get new ones.

I lost a library book.

 

[FalloutGuy645]

Burn the local library so you don’t have to worry about the consequences

My heart bpm is accelerating at an unhealthy pace

 

[Chococlover641]

Make yourself close to death, then it might even stop beating.

I'm lost