Weird solutions to ordinary problems!

[Lemonado]

S: The whole tcf throws you out a plane without a parachute - that should sort that out.

P: dragonwolf73 is now falling from a plane

 

[darkmega5]

S: Give them a water bucket, copper shortsword, copper pickaxe, and copper axe. they should be fine

P: School starts in a month

 

[Lemonado]

S: genetically modify the air so no one can leave the house then take the Internet down

P: I need to drink more water

 

[Ivyss]

Move to the bottom of the ocean.

Limb pain

 

[Lemonado]

Goodbye limbs, hello hospital.

My head was theoretically bashed against a wall by chir'

 

[Ivyss]

Theoretically unbash your head.

I have no idea what unbash means.

 

[Streyll]

Buy an idea from someone else.

It is too hot to sleep.

 

[Lemonado]

Eliminate the sun

It is now too cold

 

[Ivyss]

Eliminate the concept of temperature.

My mouse keeps counting single clicks as double.

 

[Streyll]

Attach wires to an actual mouse and use that instead.

I need to put things away, but I'm tired and would rather just sleep.

 

[darkmega5]

Tell the things to put themselves away, I'm sure they'll listen.

My uber is running late

 

[Ivyss]

Tell your uber to use a car instead, they're faster than running.

I have so many problems I'm not sure which to put here.

 

[Streyll]

Hire a chef to cook you something, then assign your various problems to what kind of food they give you.

I can't get to sleep.

 

[TerrariaOn3DS]

Run into a wall and knock yourself out

Stuck in a void

 

[Ivyss]

No solution

I have no idea what to do.

 

[Streyll]

Perform an ancient ritual to communicate with Eldritch beings and ask them for ideas.

I feel hungry, but it's also quite late and I need to sleep.

 

[Admiral Voidzuli']

Make a sandwich, eat it, and then get into bed. Once your done with your nice hot sandwich, run into a wall again to knock yourself out

I want to use my computer but it’s busted

 

[Vella]

Attempt to run Doom. It always works.

I need to code, but my PC is inaccessible.

 

[Streyll]

Write your code by drawing on the floor with a bottle of ketchup instead.

My tablet isn't running the forums properly.

 

[FreezingSweetTea]

Make your own forums

I don't know what to do with my existence