Weird solutions to ordinary problems!

S: The whole tcf throws you out a plane without a parachute - that should sort that out.

P: dragonwolf73 is now falling from a plane
 
S: Give them a water bucket, copper shortsword, copper pickaxe, and copper axe. they should be fine

P: School starts in a month
 
S: genetically modify the air so no one can leave the house then take the Internet down

P: I need to drink more water
 
Attach wires to an actual mouse and use that instead.

I need to put things away, but I'm tired and would rather just sleep.
 
Tell your uber to use a car instead, they're faster than running.

I have so many problems I'm not sure which to put here.
 
Hire a chef to cook you something, then assign your various problems to what kind of food they give you.

I can't get to sleep.
 
Perform an ancient ritual to communicate with Eldritch beings and ask them for ideas.

I feel hungry, but it's also quite late and I need to sleep.
 
Make a sandwich, eat it, and then get into bed. Once your done with your nice hot sandwich, run into a wall again to knock yourself out

I want to use my computer but it’s busted
 
Write your code by drawing on the floor with a bottle of ketchup instead.

My tablet isn't running the forums properly.
 
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