It was the morning of a new school day, and I was taking a dump while playing Terraria. Since my first playthrough of Terraria was on mobile, this was where I discovered the dungeon guardian. For some reason, I talked to the old man at night, and I didn't see the option that said Curse, I thought the old man was just someone that warned you that the upcoming road is dangerous. I dove into the dungeon, when the music started playing. I suddenly got a little creeped out by the song that played, and then came the DG, with his scream and his train of death and destruction. I died, dropped my tablet onto the hard tile floor (it cracked) and unloaded my bowels like never before!
The experience actually bricked my tablet, so only when I got PC terraria did I have a "rematch" with the guardian. The thing is that I still knew nothing about skeletron, so I geared up like CRAZY in an attempt that my new gear will let me kill the guardian. I even ended up with a molten pick, sword, and 1 piece of armor! Then I watched one of Yrimirs videos (the revenge of the fallen terrarians) and I found out about Skeletron, I took him out no problem, and it kind of made my first dungeon spelunk a little less exciting, although I still died a lot because I didn't know that water candles had to be taken out.
And that is my story that I may or may not submit to my english teacher! I made it too damn long lol...