What would you do if Terraria became real?

[whoneedsnamestbh]

I’d just get a Rod if Discord and smite (or at least confuse) all those who wronged me

Considering how long the Rod takes to grind ingame and Terraria time ingame progresses 60x faster, I *really* hope you have a lot of time available.

 

[Kane Schmitz]

Considering how long the Rod takes to grind ingame and Terraria time ingame progresses 60x faster, I *really* hope you have a lot of time available.

Oh, I’ve got time. That or I’d get Journey mode and godmode enabled and basically be a god

 

[Dapling]

Oh, I’ve got time. That or I’d get Journey mode and godmode enabled and basically be a god

But if it's a journey world that means everyone's god.

 

[Kane Schmitz]

But if it's a journey world that means everyone's god.

But only people who play terraria would know how to use it

 

[Dapling]

But only people who play terraria would know how to use it

I doubt people would leave a little trinket in their storage that looks like an adorable bunny in a construction hat alone for long.

 

[Etotheipi]

It'd be pretty fun to get a flask of nanites and then bop people with a pool noodle. They wouldn't be hurt, but they'd still get confused because pool noodles are technically melee weapons and so they'd be imbued.

 

[Kane Schmitz]

It'd be pretty fun to get a flask of nanites and then bop people with a pool noodle. They wouldn't be hurt, but they'd still get confused because pool noodles are technically melee weapons and so they'd be imbued.

Yeah lmao
Or fly around in a Cute Fishron Mount

 

[Dapling]

Yeah lmao
Or fly around in a Cute Fishron Mount

Gotta kill a fish who moves at mach speed and can create giant water tornadoes and exploding bubbles at will first...

 

[Kane Schmitz]

Gotta kill a fish who moves at mach speed and can create giant water tornadoes and exploding bubbles at will first...

Godmode, remember?

 

[Dapling]

Godmode, remember?

Literally everyone has that if you do, remember?

 

[whoneedsnamestbh]

These are pretty big plans, but what would you do if the world wasn’t Journey? It was never established that it was (or wasn’t, to be fair)

 

[Etotheipi]

These are pretty big plans, but what would you do if the world wasn’t Journey? It was never established that it was (or wasn’t, to be fair)

Yeah non journey makes more sense. If it were journey the world would descend into chaotic anarchy because everyone would have superhero abilities.

 

[Dapling]

Yeah non journey makes more sense. If it were journey the world would descend into chaotic anarchy because everyone would have superhero abilities.

literally everyone just flies into space with the insignia

 

[Kane Schmitz]

Exploit echo blocks to keep my house safe

 

[Etotheipi]

The poor ISS astronauts would be attacked by wyverns. Perfect excuse to install laser turrets on the ISS.

 

[Dapling]

I'd put a bunch of random invisible hoik elevators above sidewalks which just whisk you up into the sky when you walk under them.

 

[Kane Schmitz]

The poor ISS astronauts would be attacked by wyverns. Perfect excuse to install laser turrets on the ISS.

Of course, that’s assuming that this is after 1.3, cause if it wasn’t.... hoo boy

 

[Etotheipi]

I'd put a bunch of random invisible hoik elevators above sidewalks which just whisk you up into the sky when you walk under them.

Dang, what would being hoiked feel like irl? Would the hoik be inside you chest nyooming you along?

 

[Kane Schmitz]

Dang, what would being hoiked feel like irl? Would the hoik be inside you chest nyooming you along?

Yeah, it would probably kill you. So instead, cause people to reatedly fly through a set of portals from a portal gun, creating a black hole and ending life as we know it

 

[Etotheipi]

Yeah, it would probably kill you. So instead, cause people to reatedly fly through a set of portals from a portal gun, creating a black hole and ending life as we know it

Wait, why would that create a black hole?