You must save or kill the user above you

[Yoop90-]

Well I don't know how to handle that... sorry

I cut an onion

 

[Tibithia Σ]

I shove the onion down your windpipe.

I have to charge my Bluetooth headset.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

I shove your headset down your windpipe too.

I am accused of murder on the murderer.

 

[Ivyss]

Get a lawyer then.

I'm at risk of being crushed by construction site stuff.

 

[Streyll]

I give you a hard hat.

I am stuck in a room filled with poison gas.

 

[Ivyss]

I filter the gas out of the room, but it takes too long.

I accidentally pumped it into the room I'm in.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Misheard what you said, used a pump-action shotgun.

I have a dead body and a room full of poison gas.

 

[My name is]

I help you bury the body and filter the gas.

I am now being tracked by the police.

 

[Doodles]

I commit a bigger crime so they forget about you.

I kick a fire hydrant.

 

[Ivyss]

Don't really need to save you from anything even with that.

I'm getting thrown off a cliff.

 

[Streyll]

Well, unfortunately I am unable to catch you while still being able to fly.

I tried to catch Chir' anyway, and now I'm falling as well.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

Unfortunately my magic was cut by G5 shenanigans so I couldn't save either of you.

I tried to catch both of you anyway, but now I'm getting chased by army of angry Huskarls because I didn't fall with both of you down the abyss.

 

[Streyll]

Oh, finally, I was wondering when my Huskarls would finally finish training. I guess you're just going to die now then.

And now it is raining acid.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

Okay, now I decide to ruin every single cover you take against it. Have fun dying.

And now I'm getting attacked by angry Earth Pony mob.

 

[Streyll]

I send the army of Huskarls from earlier to deal with them.


Now the Huskarls are trying to rebel.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

I send an army of Scythe Chariots to deal with them, too.

Now Dragoons are somehow picking me and my chariots off.

 

[Streyll]

You know, I'll just turn off Age of Empires, and hopefully that will-

Well, for some reason I was connected to the game, so turning it off is somehow killing me.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

Greeat, another Sword Art Online syndrome activation, I'm just gonna turn it on.

And now I'm getting chased by a leeroy jenkins.

 

[Streyll]

What do you mean? I'm sure it's definitely not real, and if you were to stop, you'd be completely fine.

And now for some reason I'm being hunted down for using illegal magic.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

What illegal magic? Tosses the lawbook away. There's no illegal magic. Gonna sue now.

And now I drew the ire of a paladin, which is chasing me down for supporting illegal magic.