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I'll always remember:

"Wow, never knew you had such a hot body, Pixel."

and

"I knew this sack of obnoxious, loud children would come in handy some day."
 
There's a whole document of priceless awkward quotes a friend of mine (@drsonic1 ) listed up for funzies but I'm not sure whether all those really bad profanities would be allowed to be anywhere near this place or the whole forum risks of melting down.

On a side note
"It fits so much it hurts"
 
Everything I say is :red:, so here's one from @Baconfry:

(Paraphrased)

Someone: -Drunk again, Nev?
Me: -Naw, completely sober.
Baconfry: -Nice to meet you, sober Nev! I'm Baconfry.
 
i was playing lego harry potter and i needed to get some hearts to heal myself, and i said:
"life, i must get a life"

"that didn't come out right"
 
my friend was on a rant for literally an hour about I don't even know what.
"I stopped listening a hour ago."
 
There's a whole document of priceless awkward quotes a friend of mine (@drsonic1 ) listed up for funzies but I'm not sure whether all those really bad profanities would be allowed to be anywhere near this place or the whole forum risks of melting down.

On a side note
"It fits so much it hurts"
“Look I'm :red:ing 50 feet tall and you're still 4 times :red:ing higher than me”
-W1K

“Because a sexy pile of trash is definitely what I want for Christmas”
-Some guy
 
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I sadly don't saY anything interesting as my life is such garbage that even a dianoga wouldn't bother hiding in it

(I probaly just spoke true gold didn't i)
 
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