Nev

Come back to us already, you lovable drunk. We're starting to miss you, and our vodka's going stale.

Gods require their slumber.

Sanguine

I dunno if he is but I certainly am

On A Scale Of Tipsy To Astral Amounts Of faced, How Drunk Are You?

Both. Also, could you bring me some of that awesome Sobieski-vodka I remember drinkin' during all of my trips to Poland?

If I come across a good liquor store.

"Still" drinking
Badum tss

Fool, be a man like me and Etika and drink your manly drinks, such as apple juice and mouthwash.

Honestly, that doesn't sound half-bad.

Oh...

It's a real shock, I know.

Don't you mean "el legendo del primo el intoxicado"? ...Or something like that?

You always surprise me, nev.

I'm a man of unexpected twists. Especially when I'm drunk.

That should play CIV VI-- the graphics card on that is akin to a PS4's, and that's a fairly good processor. I'd still recommend something better if you want to try a heftier game, like PUBG or Dark Souls 3 or really any newer game like that.

Thanks, I think I'm gonna go with this one then, as the price is substantially lower than the other computer I've also considered.

I may be to late here, but I would recommend a GTX 1050 and a Ryzen 3 1200 if you can get some more money.

...And vodka is best.

Perhaps it's either because you can't be bothered to actually cook something, or you're just tired of eating the same old crap. It happens more often than you think.

I should know, I was on the instant noodle diet back when I was at uni.

But this happens even when I do have something already cooked, and only during hangovers. I have some macaroni casserole, but damn I want something, anything else right now.

My point exactly, though junkie encompasses any variety of drug, including alcohol.

I dunno, I do make a difference between a something like a heroin junkie and a drunk...

Of course there's a difference, but it was more of a semantics thing anyway.

Atm yes, but I'm gonna stop today.

Okay, I'm gonna stop tomorrow. I just bought another crate of beer.

*reaches for a bottle for the morning*

Nah, I have to walk over to the fridge to get my wake-up drink(s).

And this is why you should consider buying a small fridge for your room.

Don't drink Mo, he's the one who supplies you with liquor.

Ah say what I like and Ah bloody well like what I say! What am I? Spoiler: A Yorkshiren.