Jetstreme ∞
Cultist
I'd marry the Lunar Boss. Why? Let's look at it more in depth.
Lunar -> Moon -> Butt -> (_(_)
(_(_) is the Lunar Boss.
Lunar -> Moon -> Butt -> (_(_)
(_(_) is the Lunar Boss.
Oh dear god, me and my dirty mind.I don't know, actually. Perhaps Queen Bee. There are lots of holes in the bottom.
Would you not be proud to have a child reminiscent of The freaking Destroyer?None. When I get married I wish to procreate with my partner. Unfortunately, Terraria bosses aren't exactly what I want my babies to look like, including Eye of Cthulhu, no matter how adorable a floating eyeball is.
you dont even know him yet!The Lunar Boss.
//what
I knew someone was going to say that jokeI would marry Pumpking for flight, cool cape, he could lend me his loot, has fabulous smile AND for the satisfaction of saying "meet my husband" to people I hate.
[I would marry Mourning wood for rude joke reasons]
A blind date? A blind marriage, more like. Do not pass go, do not collect $200, go straight to bed and unveil.you dont even know him yet!
it would be more like a blind date or something