If you had to marry a Terraria Boss, who would it be?

[Nutella Fairy]

There is one rule to this thread- don't argue over a boss' gender!

I pick the EOW because I have always wanted to RIDE THE WEEERM!
I am working on the banners.

 

[Ori]

Plantera most likely

Edit:
Does minibosses count? In that case i choose Wyvern.

 

[Exant]

Queen Bee
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There is one rule to this thread- don't argue over a boss' gender!

I pick the EOW because I have always wanted to RIDE THE WEEERM!

Also make a banner for each boss like:
Your married to...
INSERT BOSS PIC HERE

 

[Ori]

Queen Bee
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Also make a banner for each boss like:
Your married to...
INSERT BOSS PIC HERE

Bosses have trophies and not banners?
(maybe you knew that just checking)

 

[Exant]

Bosses have trophies and not banners?
(maybe you knew that just checking)

Im talking about the banners in the signature like you can see in mine there is When Biomes Clash

 

[Eldrithia]

Most likely the twins,because it would be fun to ride around on them.

 

[5raptorboy]

I would choose Queen Bee, because I'm not marrying ice, and it's the only other confirmed female. Also, flying!

 

[Erienna Nakagai]

Plantera because the Jungle's cool (not as cool as the Corruption but I don't want to marry a worm). Also he/she/it is the hardest boss (at least for me).

 

[Stanicek3]

Brain of Cthulhu. Is smart enough to know when someone breaks it's heart.

 

[aWolfen]

I have an overwhelming urge to make a dirty post about the Destroyer and his... minions.

 

[Matsu]

Duke Fishron. Flight, tornado summoning, and pig smell what more could I ask for?

 

[PotatoGamer1230]

Mabey planterra or whyvern becouse I could fly

 

[Red H2O]

Really? Is this what we've come to? I don't even...

OT: Probably King Slime. I could explain myself, but I think it best that I don't.

 

[aWolfen]

Really? Is this what we've come to? I don't even...

OT: Probably King Slime. I could explain myself, but I think it best that I don't.

Great, now I'm curious.
I bet you're in it for the sweet ninja outfit.

 

[Noobiescrubpleb]

Brain of Cthulhu. Is smart enough to know when someone breaks it's heart.

You sir deserve a cookie

 

[TheBigPie]

Brain of Cthulu.

 

[Erienna Nakagai]

Great, now I'm curious.
I bet you're in it for the sweet ninja outfit.

"In it"... I have a dirty mind....

 

[aWolfen]

"In it"... I have a dirty mind....

You and me both, apparently.

 

[Red H2O]

Really? Is this what we've come to? I don't even...

OT: Probably King Slime. I could explain myself, but I think it best that I don't.

Let me respond with a story:
Back when I was in elementary school, we had a pretty wacky principal. We often had contests for reading a certain number of hours, or raising money for charity, things like that. And in return, the principal, Mrs. Rosa, would do something fun. She one kissed a pig, sang on stage (badly), etc. But I remember specifically one day when she went on stage and swam in a kiddie pool full of multicolored jello. It was odd, and weird, and to be expected from my school.

My relationship would kind of be like that, if you catch my drift.

 

[Cthugh]

Maybe the ice queen, is a queen have ice, fly and can kill things
I also like the Pirate crossbower, but she is not a boss...


(if you thing about it someone could do a dirty post for the mourning wood... )