If you could have any Terraria item in real life...

[Godhead]

The Safe
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Say, I name a character in da Game exactly how I'm called, that should work

 

[MiltVala]

Chloprophyte Warhammer

because reasons

 

[Chocosta]

Je sais pas... I want so many items but I can only pick one so...

Frost Set to frostburn my enemies to death with a real wooden sword !


This is a decoy : you got played

 

[Magnus]

The Web Slinger, because... because... *laughs hysterically*

 

[Eos]

What would it be?

And a few things for people wondering about this kind of thing:
If it's a Mana using weapon you can use it, you have at least 150 mana.

An armor set counts as one thing.

PvP on Earth is off for Terrarian weapons, you won't accidentally kill people with your weapon.

So anyway, my choice is:
Frostspark Boots! Because running and flying.

Pirate Staff, Arrrrr
or the Discount card and buy/sell stocks/metals/bonds for all the profits

 

[Infinity Mage]

Either a minion or fire gauntlet.
Minion: Protects me.
Fire gantlet: Win any sword/knife fight.

 

[Metoot]

Climbing Claws/Shoe Spikes because WALLJUMPS and WALLSLIDING!!! YEYYYYYY

 

[Noobiescrubpleb]

Axios' vanity

 

[Krasunir]

Master Ninja Gear.

I can scale buildings, dash around corners and change my momentum, and dodge any threat seamlessly.

This is a bit late, but... whiplash.

As for me.
Wings, of course.

 

[RealSaucer]

Guide voodoo doll. Hmm.. Now to find a volcano..
Or Hoverboard. Man that'd be awesome..

Wait, nevermind, I only want one thing:
GINGER BEEEAAARRRD

 

[Harry]

T̶H̶E̶ ̶R̶O̶D̶ ̶O̶F̶ ̶D̶I̶R̶T̶

Shroomite armour, invisibility, protection, increased vision,increased overall physical performance, and it looks badass.

 

[TheQuietBisharp]

The Axe, boyyee. Playing sick rock while bashing faces in, what's cooler than that?

 

[Tecuser]

Either angel statue or fashion wings or bubble wand


EDIT: Damn it autocorrect I meant fishron

 

[Mihn]

Mechanical Eye. Having 2 giant eyeballs flying around destroying things is pretty fun.
Just hope they won't target me....

 

[stormconure]

I want either Leaf Wings or a RoD. Flying and teleportation are like my ideal abilities.

 

[Fortanono 🌳]

Mechanical Eye. Having 2 giant eyeballs flying around destroying things is pretty fun.
Just hope they won't target me....

The Mechanical Worm is much better for destruction, considering that:

• It would destroy buildings by burrowing through them
• If you're in a big city, there are sewers and subways underground
• Probes would shoot lasers at people
• And even though it's the weakest of the mechs, it still has 80000 health, so it'd be almost impossible to take down, especially before it destroys a whole city

 

[Athrisir]

True Copper Shortsword
no jk

Maybe my optic staff.

 

[Mihn]

The Mechanical Worm is much better for destruction, considering that:

• It would destroy buildings by burrowing through them
• If you're in a big city, there are sewers and subways underground
• Probes would shoot lasers at people
• And even though it's the weakest of the mechs, it still has 80000 health, so it'd be almost impossible to take down, especially before it destroys a whole city

Nah, I prefer the Twins to the Destroyer.

 

[Tamorr]

I would say magic mirror. This is assuming I can set where I spawn back to with what ever bed I deem as home.

That or the ankh shield, just so that I would have quite a few resistances.

 

[Player1]

So much to choose from... RoD, Hover Board, or frost-spark boots.