652Graystripe Aug 4, 2015 Taking a crocket in the balls is the most pain a human can feel, I'm pretty certain.
Commander Crocket Jul 13, 2015 Going to spend my summer at Turkey, so if I go missing for a while, you'll know where I am. See you all soon. ~CC
Going to spend my summer at Turkey, so if I go missing for a while, you'll know where I am. See you all soon. ~CC
Commander Crocket Jul 1, 2015 I didn’t want to grow up, I just wanted to be able to reach for the cookies.
Commander Crocket Jun 30, 2015 Today is the day, fellas. Simply cannot wait to sink my teeth into the super sized stuffed crust extra cheese pizza that is Terraria 1.3.
Today is the day, fellas. Simply cannot wait to sink my teeth into the super sized stuffed crust extra cheese pizza that is Terraria 1.3.
Commander Crocket Jun 29, 2015 Dear Life; When I said "Can my day get any worse?", it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
Commander Crocket Jun 28, 2015 Touch it gently, and put two fingers inside; if it's wide use three. Ensure it's wet, then rub up and down. And that, is how you wash a cup.
Touch it gently, and put two fingers inside; if it's wide use three. Ensure it's wet, then rub up and down. And that, is how you wash a cup.
Commander Crocket Jun 25, 2015 Words I’m incorporating into my vernacular: Incorporating, Vernacular.
Commander Crocket Jun 24, 2015 Psychopaths and Eskimos are the only groups of people who comfortably sleep with socks on.
Commander Crocket Jun 23, 2015 Telling someone not to be sad because others have it worse is like telling people they can’t be happy because others have it better.
Telling someone not to be sad because others have it worse is like telling people they can’t be happy because others have it better.
Commander Crocket Jun 22, 2015 Just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.
Commander Crocket Jun 21, 2015 Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes; Small, medium, large, circular, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, and extra toppings.
Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes; Small, medium, large, circular, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, and extra toppings.
Commander Crocket Jun 20, 2015 What I miss most from my childhood? Teleportation. Many times have I slept on the sofa, ending up in bed. Sadly, this does not work anymore.
What I miss most from my childhood? Teleportation. Many times have I slept on the sofa, ending up in bed. Sadly, this does not work anymore.
Commander Crocket Jun 19, 2015 My internet was down for a period of roughly 5 minutes, so I went down and talked to my family. They seem like nice people.
My internet was down for a period of roughly 5 minutes, so I went down and talked to my family. They seem like nice people.
Thought you were going to Bacon.