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FlakMaster
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Nov 12, 1995
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Running from the (zombie) Police

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FlakMaster

The Destroyer, Male, 21, from Somewhere Quiet

Apparently asking someone to shoot you in the face in gaming yields the opposite effect that it does in movies. Feb 9, 2016

FlakMaster was last seen:
Mar 12, 2016
    1. FlakMaster
      FlakMaster
      Just a nice relaxing morn...never mind, there's blood on the pillow. Brb bathroom.
      1. Freenight
        Freenight
        Mouth? Eyes? Ears? Nose?
        May 2, 2015
      2. FlakMaster
        FlakMaster
        Nose.

        The usual.
        May 2, 2015
      3. Azu
        Azu
        I remember when i woke up to the wonderful sight of my shoulder bleeding. Fun times.
        May 2, 2015
    2. FlakMaster
      FlakMaster
      I don't know why I love Ready Salted Hula-hoops so much. Every other 'ready salted' variant of crisps is utterly boring, but not those hoops
    3. FlakMaster
      FlakMaster
      Probably the worst Planetside 2 session ever.
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      2. FlakMaster
        FlakMaster
        And there's two things that give away when something is effective. One is experience assists; you get a measure of exp depending on how much damage you dealt to a vehicle/person before someone else killed them. If you aren't getting them, chances are you're using the weapon wrong.
        Apr 27, 2015
      3. FlakMaster
        FlakMaster
        The other is hit markers; a very common feature of modern FPS shooters. They indicate when you deal damage (and Planetside 2 hit markers have different stages, they get bigger past the 250, 500 and 1000 threshold). If you aren't getting hit markers, then you're doing absolutely nothing.

        I get what a newb is, but god damn, please come to the game with a brain.
        Apr 27, 2015
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      4. FlakMaster
        FlakMaster
        Second rant: Every fight I went to, my team had no will to do anything. A group of tankers killing a single enemy tank. It flees, I chase after it so we can kill it and push them back, no one else follows. I C4 some MAX's and punch a hole in their front line, not one ally decides to help push and cuddles up in the spawn room.
        Apr 27, 2015
    4. FlakMaster
      FlakMaster
      Some people think I'm living in the past liking some styles of 80s music and inspiration. Irony being, I never lived in that past.
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      2. FlakMaster
        FlakMaster
        I'm from 95 too :p

        I just don't follow what most at my age do. They can keep their Sam Smith rubbish, I'm fine without that.
        Apr 27, 2015
      3. Kyouko Tsukino
        Kyouko Tsukino
        You don't need to be an "eighties kid" to like the eighties.

        Now if more teenagers realized this about the nineties and the 00's too...

        Also, to be an "eighties" kid, you had to be born in the late half of the seventies, contrary to popular belief - if you were born in 1980/81/82/83, you already missed half of the eighties, at least, being a toddler/protohuman.
        Apr 27, 2015
      4. FlakMaster
        FlakMaster
        I understand that, good sir Razor.

        If I didn't, the first part of my status would need two additional words which are: "Why do".

        Oh, and a question mark at the end, of course.
        Apr 27, 2015
    5. FlakMaster
      FlakMaster
      So, concerning the dilemma with 'buying mods' on Steam...
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      2. FlakMaster
        FlakMaster
        You literally made me delete my comment @W1K because you said what I was trying to get to, but in a much better way.
        Apr 24, 2015
      3. W1K
        W1K
        #ninjarekt
        Apr 24, 2015
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      4. Kyouko Tsukino
        Kyouko Tsukino
        I have so many ex-favorites from the Nexus. "I'm doing this because I love modding and the game, not as a job!" said the pathetic sell-out who removed his mods from the Nexus to upload them to Steam the moment paid Steam mods were a thing.

        Valve's just giving pirates more to do - it's not like no paid mods (which have been a thing for too long, sadly) get pirated already.
        Apr 27, 2015
    6. IAmRyanHearMeRoar
      IAmRyanHearMeRoar
      Whenever I forget your name I just thing "Grandmaster Flash"

      ...
      Change your name to Grandmaster Flak.
      DO IT.
      1. FlakMaster
        FlakMaster
        A Grandmaster?

        I don't think I'm deserving of that title.
        Apr 22, 2015
    7. FlakMaster
      FlakMaster
      Just realised how easy it is to mod in 7DaystoDie. Adding in new things, no, but changing/altering things yes.
      1. FlakMaster
        FlakMaster
        It's as simple as opening the XML file in the config folder, opening it with Notepad, changing the code and saving it. Open the game up and bam, I just made my Magnum shoot super fast and hold lots of bullets.

        Can change things like mob health, weapon/block stats, looting rarities, spawning, biomes and stuff.
        Apr 21, 2015
    8. FlakMaster
      FlakMaster
      Wed, sunny. Thur, sunny. Fri, sunny. Sat, sunny. Sun, sunny. Good job, weather, you're super original.
      1. Pixel
        Pixel
        Take a trip to France and you'll realise originality and weather don't go together too well.
        Apr 21, 2015
      2. FlakMaster
        FlakMaster
        I know how boring static weather can be, trust me. I lived in a desert for a couple of years.

        People actually dance around in the rain when it happens in the UAE. And they aren't even short on water, so it isn't because the rain is saving their lives or something. Over here, people complain on how depressing it is, as if it is a fact.
        Apr 21, 2015
    9. FlakMaster
      FlakMaster
      How many back-flips can you do before you receive an alert?
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      2. Supeh Mario
        Apr 21, 2015
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      3. FlakMaster
        FlakMaster
        All of you people interrupting the album I listen to with videos :p
        Apr 21, 2015
      4. Supeh Mario
        Supeh Mario
        my friends constantly do that in Steam chat
        Apr 21, 2015
    10. FlakMaster
      FlakMaster
      Oh yes, I did forget the most important reason why I hate summer. But now I remember.
      1. FlakMaster
        FlakMaster
        Pollen allergy which contributes to frequent nose bleeds in comparison to the common individual. Waking up to see a nice blood stain on my pillow is never nice.

        I just don't get that kind of :red: during the winter.
        Apr 11, 2015
    11. FlakMaster
      FlakMaster
      All you people with your characters you display and I have no such character to relate myself to.
      1. FlakMaster
        FlakMaster
        Then again, if no one knows what I am, then I must be mysterious. A mysterious character...wait, never mind, that's already taken.
        Apr 6, 2015
    12. FlakMaster
      FlakMaster
      I had the whole police force after me. Fortunately, I had enough sniper and pistol ammo to deal with them. The rest tasted my chainsaw.
      1. FlakMaster
        FlakMaster
        It should be known that those are zombie cops, before people think I am a psychopath.

        "It's for a good cause, mama!"
        Apr 6, 2015
    13. FlakMaster
      FlakMaster
      I love 7 Days to Die a lot, but damn does it infuriate me sometimes.
    14. FlakMaster
      FlakMaster
      You know, when I see so many varieties of adverts for Battlefield: Hardline over and over again, it kind of makes me think the game is crap
      1. FlakMaster
        FlakMaster
        If a game's/developer's reputation is good enough, you don't have to advertise your content on every single entertainment channel on the world wide web.
        Mar 27, 2015
      2. Tsuki
        Tsuki
        I don't know if it's 100% true, but I heard that more people are playing BF4 this day, than people were on Hardline's launch.
        Mar 27, 2015
      3. FlakMaster
        FlakMaster
        Seems plausible, but I'm already on a different game that offers the same that Battlefield does as its main selling point; large scale battles. So, I'm not really sure what goes on with the franchise.
        Mar 28, 2015
    15. FlakMaster
      FlakMaster
      Done my first successful mod test with a Ranged weapon with my own sprite. Will be planning to do much more, because of this.
      1. Pixel likes this.
      2. FlakMaster
        FlakMaster
        Thumbs up to the guys and gals in the modding section that make it much easier for someone with no coding experience to do this stuff :p
        Mar 23, 2015
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      3. Everybody
        Everybody
        Yay, modding!
        Mar 24, 2015
    16. FlakMaster
      FlakMaster
      Going to dive into the modding world, see if it is something I can use some time on. As in, trying to make mods.
      1. Everybody
        Everybody
        I hope yer mud gowz well.
        Mar 24, 2015
    17. FlakMaster
      FlakMaster
      I declare war on all jars that refuse to be opened.
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      2. FlakMaster
        FlakMaster
        Yeah, I considered that, but really couldn't be bothered to get up.
        Mar 12, 2015
      3. Everybody
        Everybody
        @Razor Knight Uh huh... sure... sure... *WARNING. HEAVY SARCASM IS PRESENT*
        Mar 24, 2015
      4. Kyouko Tsukino
        Kyouko Tsukino
        My girlfriend doesn't like it when people calls her "Sarcasm."

        Or "Eri." I'm kinda the only guy who can do that without getting a punch (at least in the last ten years.)
        Mar 24, 2015
    18. FlakMaster
      FlakMaster
      "They won't expect me to flank them the 13th time!" - Scrubs attempting flanking when I have my sights on the back door.
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      2. FlakMaster
        FlakMaster
        Well, assault rifles in that game are insane. Most of them are just plain better than the other categories, except magazine size for LMG's. At least, the Terran Republic's Assault rifles are awesome.

        And the Medic, ironically enough, is the only class that has access to that category. They also have an AOE healing ability which is often used to heal themselves.
        Mar 12, 2015
      3. FlakMaster
        FlakMaster
        Strange that the Medic in Planetside 2 is as good as saving lives as they are taking them away,
        Mar 12, 2015
      4. Kyouko Tsukino
        Kyouko Tsukino
        There's no medic like Black Jack. //Who?

        Ahem... Old anime doctor dude who had a side job of hunting and killing dangerous criminals, and he did so with just medical tools... A scalpel is deadlier than a .45 magnum, at least in that show.
        Mar 12, 2015
    19. FlakMaster
      FlakMaster
      Honestly not looking forward to Summer/spring
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      2. FlakMaster
        FlakMaster
        Who needs speed when you can make everything come to you?
        Mar 9, 2015
      3. Alabaster
        Alabaster
        Yeah, in Britain you will not get that hot for many days of the year even in the summer in the south.
        However, Czech is a different matter. Usually a boiling day with a storm EVERY NIGHT.
        Mar 11, 2015
      4. FlakMaster
        FlakMaster
        Meh, it spikes above 20 Celsius pretty easily during the summer. That's a pretty comfortable temperature, though. Once it hits high 20s or more (which it can), then you'll start hearing some real complaining.

        I used to live in a place where 40s were common during the Summer, so I should be fine with the summer here. I guess preferences change quickly.
        Mar 11, 2015
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    20. FlakMaster
      FlakMaster
      Updated my brain power.
      1. FlakMaster
        FlakMaster
        Oh right, and gender too. Dat RNG in character selection...
        Mar 5, 2015
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Nov 12, 1995 (Age: 21)
    Location:
    Somewhere Quiet
    Occupation:
    Running from the (zombie) Police
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