InstaFiz

It's funny how I have waifus but I don't have crushes IRL.

[Splatoon 2] Why does everyone hate Sheldon so much?

I plan on doing this on a open server where you can come and go as you please.

Every day, a couch is physically abused by InstaFiz thanks to his excessive rage. Help prevent couch abuse today.

TFW you get into something for the plot not knowing there would be fanservice.

They should release a Wii Party game for the Switch and rename it to "Mii Party".

Oh yeah, happy 4th of July, folks!

I wouldn't mind legally changing my middle name to "InstaFiz", honestly.

I heard the "To Be Continued" theme on the radio today.

Would you like to participate in my Celestial knights youtube series?

I created my Instagram account less than a week ago, and it already got hacked. (more below)

I saw a freaking tennis ball hit dry bowser in the face on Mario tennis ultra smash!

I saw a freaking porcupine yesterday!

I probably should've said this earlier, but today, I'm going on a trip for a week!

Just edited a crazy Fortnite montage. Should be going up on my channel in 2 days!

I'm gonna call you blue cuz ur blue.

Is it true that if you break demon/crimson alters, it makes the spread of the corruption/crimson worse?

Guy: welcome to salty spittoon how tough are ya
Me: I killed duke fishron
Guy: so? Everyone in the spittoon has done that
Me: I did it with a coppershortsword >8(
Guy: sorry I doubted you *scared* please don't kill me

Note to self, next time I play Fortnite: BUILD, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!

Inklings make the weirdest sounds. How am I supposed to understand them?